Dear Sir

How are you doing?. My intention of contacting you is to solicit your
assistance for a project,
whichwill be mutually beneficial. Though I know my decision to contact
you is to a large extent
unconventional, the prevailing circumstances necessitated my action and
I know this mail will
come as a suprise to you but from a sincere heart with honest desire
for your assistance.

In a brief introduction, My name is Kevin Richard from Sierra Leone.It
is my pleasure
communicating with you for the first time and believing that it will
lead to a better
relationship between us. I have an inheritance which was left for me by
late father but
the bank said they were instructed by my late father during depositing
of the money,that
it is only his business partner that is authorised to withdraw the
money because of my age
when he made the agreement with the bank but now my father is late and
was killed by this
his partner who was suppose to withdraw the money and give to me
according to mylate father’s
instruction and because of this, I am afraid and of contacting the man
or letting him know I
want to withdraw the money and I will never let him know about the
money or call him. So right
now I have explained to the Bank Manager incharge about the situation
and he said I should
introduce another business partner of my late father to withdraw the
money for me transfer
it to their country immediately and base on this, I checked through
your country profile in
our chamber of commerce and saw your details and I decided to contact
you for this assistance
since I have the plan to come and settle down in your country and
invest. I will please want
you to stand as my late father’s business partner in claiming the
money from the bank where
it is right now. And please I also want to let you know according to
the Bank Manager, that
this will involve a little expenses because the Bank said my father’s
partner will have to
make a change of beneficiary and as well as obtain the remittance
clearance documents from
the Ministries concerned so that all the inittial documents of the
deposit will read your
name befor remittance to your country and the total amount in the
account for withdrawal is
US$60.5million.

Note that I resolved to compensate you with 30% of the total sum if
only you can assist me
faithfully to claim the money and assist me also in investing the money
in any lucrative
business in your country or anywhere in the world you may deam ok and
every expenses incured
in moving the money to your country account, will be refunded with
interest.
Further to this, please I will give you more detail and forward all
vital
information to you as soon as I hear from you. Note also that the Bank
Manager said I should
give you his private telephone number to call him incase you find it
necessary for any reason.

Please respond to this mail through this email address:
kevinrichard72@sify.com

Regards as I urgently await to hearing from you.

Kevin Richard

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Dear Partner,

I am writing you this mail which I know will get to you as a surprise,
but hope you would understand since I am in a desperate situation.

I know the internet in general is not a safe place considering what is
happening around the world today; however, l had no other choice other
than to contact you in this manner of approach.

My name is Dr. Mirko Novak (77 Years), i am the financial adviser to
the
former personal chief financial treasurer to Mr. Mikhail Khodorkovsky
the
Richest man in Russia and owner of the following companies: Chairman
CEO:YUKOS OIL (Russian Largest Oil Company) Chairman CEO: Menatep SBP
Bank (A well reputable financial institution with it´s branches all
over
the world).

Before Mr. Mikhail Khodorkovsky was arrested by the Russian
authorities
over politics by financing the leading and opposing political parties
(the Union of Right Forces, led by Boris Nemtsov, and Yabloko, a
liberal/social democratic
party Led by Gregor Yavlinsky) which poses threat to President
Vladimir
Puting Second Tenure as Russian president, there was a huge sum of
money
that was given to me and my entire family which we seek your
partnership
in
accommodating for us.

You will be rewarded with twenty percent of the total sum for your
partnership. Can you be our partner on this?

Already the funds have left the shore of Russia through diplomatic
means
to a South African holding firm where the final crediting is expected
to
be carried out.

All we need from you is to stand as the beneficiary of the total sum
and
once your acceptance is received, the funds will be re-profiled to your
name to enable the holding firm release the funds to you as the present
beneficiary.

Please note that all legal documents backing the claims of these funds
will be provided once your interest is shown. The transaction has to be
concluded within 5 to 10 working days as soon as I confirm your
readiness
to conclude the transaction with me.

Contact me on time so that I can furnish you with more details.

Thank you very much.

Regards,

Dr. Mirko Novak drmirkonovak@info.lt drmirkonovak@mail.ru

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Dear Sir/Madam

A company Seaside Consults based in People Republic of China with it
branch office in Turkey, is in need of representatives in United
Kingdom,North America and other parts of Europe to represent its
interests with some companies that export products from China to
these countries. This message is sent in english for universal
understanding. Our company Tao & Wang Associate, a small consultant
company in P.R. of China had been mandated to seek individuals
in North America for this purpose. We are able to get your email
address with the help of marketing research based on your location.

The representatives will act as a receiving payment agents and
also placing orders for goods and products from customers.
You can be compensated with between 7% and 15% for your service.
We guarantee you a minimum of $2,000 monthly part time and can
reach $20,000 based on the volume and experience as time goes on.
All this is as a result of delay in getting approval for oversea
branch.If you are interested and needs more information please
send an email with your name and address, cell phone number
and fax to private Email:seasideconsults@gmail.com
Note that there is no financial obligation on your part.
Thank you.

Wang Lee (marketing),
For Seaside Consults & Co

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Dear Beneficiary,

I have been waiting for you since to come down here and pick your
winning
Bank
Draft USD$1.5M (ONE MILLION AND FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES
DOLLARS)
but did not hear from you since that time ,then I went and deposited
the
Draft
with Fedex Express deliver company here in Africa,because I travelled
to
Germany to see my boss and will not come back till next month ending.
You
have
to contact the Fedex Express deliver company to know when they will
deliver
your package.
I have paid for the delivering charges and insurance fee.The only money
you
have to send to them is there security keeping fee which is $105.00 Us
Dollars
to received your package.Don’t be deceived by any body.Below is their
Contact Address;
MR Albert Okocha
EMAIL:( fedexcourierdeliveryunit@jmail.co.za)
Phone 2348038463387
Please, Send them your contacts information to able them locate you
immediately
they arrived in your country with your BOX .This is what they need from
you.

1.YOUR FULL NAME………….
…………………………………………….
2.YOUR HOME ADDRESS…….. …………………..
3.YOUR COUNTRY
………………………………………….
4.YOUR CURR ENT HOME TELEPHONE NUMBER……………
5.YOUR CURRENT OFFICE TELEPHONE……………….
6.A COPY OF YOUR PICTURE……………………. .

Try to contact them as soon as possible to avoid increasing the
security
keeping fee.I gave them your delivering address but you have to
reconfirm
it to
them again to avoid any mistake in the delivering including with your
ID or
Picture.Hoping to hear from you as soon as you cash your Draft .

SHIPMENT CODE AWB 33XZS
PACKAGE REGISTERED CODE NO XGT442.
SECURITY CODE SCTC/2001DHX/567/
TRANSACTION CODE 233/CSTC/101/33028/
CERTIFICATE DEPOSIT CODE SCTC/BUN/xxiv/-78/01
Thanks and God bless you and your family.

MR MOORE BROWN.

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Greetings !!!!!

I have been waiting for you since to contact me
for your Confirmable Bank Draft of
$19,000.00 United States Dollars, but I did not
hear from you since that time. Then I went and
deposited the Draft with FEDEX COURIER
SERVICE, West Africa, I travelled out of the
country for 3 Months Course and I will not come
back till end of June.

What you have to do now is to contact the
FEDEX COURIER SERVICE as soon as possible
to know when they will deliver your package to
you because of the expiring date. For your
information, I have paid for the delivering
Charge, Insurance premium and Clearance
Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing that it is
not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist
attack in your Country.

The only money you will send to the FEDEX
COURIER SERVICE to deliver your Draft direct to
your postal Address in your country is ($296.00
US) Dollars only being Security Keeping Fee of
the Courier Company so far. Again, don’t be
deceived by anybody to pay any other money
except $296.00 US Dollars. I would have paid
that but they said no because they don’t know
when you will contact them and in case of
demurrage.

You have to contact the FEDEX COURIER
SERVICE now for the delivery of
your Draft with this information bellow:

Contact Person: Mr. Paul Stevens
Email Address: fedexdcc@live.com
Telephone:+(234)8079058668

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your
Postal address() and Direct telephone number
to them again to avoid any mistake on the
Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking
number to enable you track your package over
there and know when it will get to your address.
Let me repeat again, try to contact them as
soon as you receive this mail to avoid any
further delay and remember to pay them their
Security Keeping fee of $296.00 US Dollars for
their immediate action. You should also let me
know through email as soon as you receive
your Draft.

Yours Faithfully,
Reginard Adams

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70 International Airport Road Mafoluku, Lagos. Tel +234-8024349655. 70 International Airport Road Mafoluku, Lagos. Tel +234-8024349655 ATTENTION’ ATTENTION’ ATTENTION”’ This is to notify you that your parcel is still in our possession, this parcel contained an International Cashier Bank Draft/Cheque worth the sum of $1.4 Million dollars only and it is ready for delivery to your door step. Meanwhile, before the delivery or shipment will take place, you are advice to Re-confirm to us the following data’s as mention below, the requested information’s will enable us deliver your parcel correctly without any mistake. 1. Your Name 2. Address 3. Telephone Further more, you might be asking yourself how comes this email, check or draft, Anyway, your check was brought to this office by a Lottery Fiduciary Agent Or Claim Agent, signifying that you are a rightful winner to their Lottery Award selected randomly from 10 lucky email addresses which your email address is one of the lucky email address. We are mailing you as regards to your parcel that was brought to this company to be delivered to you by lottery groups, along the delivery process that brought a misunderstanding between you and the lottery claim agent and in regards of their request as per their insurance certificate cost and tax fee which happened to be the course of your parcel being pending for the past months/years. Meanwhile we are happy to inform you that the FedEx Courier Services have finalized the insurance of your parcel with the National Insurance Company of Nigeria (NICON) as the company assigned with the shipment of your parcel. We are happy once again to inform you that your parcel that contains the Check/Bank Draft in the tune of $1.4 Million Dollars is among the 24 parcels listed which is now in my office as the distribution Manager and is in your NAME as the receiver despises the fact that we lost your Residential Address. We advice the your re-confirm your Residential Address: fedexa91@yahoo.com.hk, Telephone Number as stated above to my private email address to enable us delivered your parcel without any further delay. Meanwhile remember that the sender’s of this parcel i.e. the Fiduciary Agent still owns this company the sum of $130 before this incident occurred. Please note that this fee is not just for the Delivery but also for Stamp Duty. This company has spent out of its incomes in this process by recovery back your parcel. Without any further hesitations, you are to pay for just the balance left by the Sender’s, since we have lost his contact. this payment have to be made via Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram with the below payment information’s to enable us delivered your parcel to your door step before it accumulate demurrage, as you know your parcel is not just an ordinary parcel but with a huge amount and I think you understand what I mean by accumulating a demurrage? Which you will not allow to happen to your recovery parcel that has almost been lost if not for the favor of the Almighty God, yes because it was God’s divine intervention that you are favored to have this Check or Bank Draft. We assure you that your parcel will arrive in your country in two days time and it will get to your door step the third day as soon as this company receive the balance left by your sender and the tracking number of your parcel will be sent to you via e-mail immediately so that you can track it yourself to view your parcel scheduled date of arrival. In FedEx, we provide access to a growing global market place through a network of supply chain, transportation, business and related information services. PAYMENT INFORMATION RECEIVERS NAME:Mr. Peter Ndu DESTINATION: Nigeria SENDERS NAME: Your Name TEXT QUESTION: Who? ANSWER:. Me AMOUNT: $130.00 MTCN OR REFERENCE NUMBERS Please endeavor to send to us the correct and complete payment information’s i.e. Sender’s Name and Address, MTCN or Reference Number to enable us commence with the delivery of your parcel. But that will be as soon as our Account officer, Mr. Peter Ndu confirms your payment. FedEx is one of the world’s great success stories, the start-up that revolutionized the delivery of packages and information. In the past 30 years, we’ve grown up and grown into a diverse family of companies as FedEx that’s bigger, stronger, better than ever. Call me: Tel: +234-8024349655. We await your urgent response to this urgent email message. Yours faithfully, Dr. Otumba Ademola. Managing Director, FedEx Courier Services Tel +234-8024349655 fedexa91@yahoo.com.hk fedexa91@yahoo.com.hk

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OFFICE OF THE SENATE HOUSE
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
(RESOLUTION PANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT)
IKOYI-LAGOS NIGERIA
Our Ref: FGN /SNT/STB

This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract/
inheritance file and found out that why you have not received your
payment is because you have not fulfilled the obligations given to you
in
respect of your contract/inheritance payment. Secondly, we have been
informed that you are still dealing with the none officials in the bank
all
your attempts to secure the release of the fund to you. We wish to
advise
you that such an illegal act like this have to stop if you wish to
receive
your payment since we have decided to bring a solution to your problem.

Right now we have arranged your payment through our swift card payment
centre Asia pacific, that’s latest instruction from the new president,
aihaji
umar musa yaradua federal republic of Nigeria.

The atm card payment centre has been mandated to issue out
$1,500,000.00 as part payment for this fiscal year 2008. Also your
information, you have to stop any further communication with any other
person(s) or office(s) to avoid any hitch in receiving your payment.
Note
that because of impostors, we hereby issue you our code of conduct,
which is (ATM-112/2008) so you have to indicate this code when
contacting the card centre by using it as your subject.
1. Full name………………….
2. Full address ……………………..
3. phone…………………
4. Your age….
5. Gender
6. Occupation………………….
7. Country…………..
However, kindly find below the contact person
Prof. fred cooker.
Email: atmremittance008@gmail.com
PHONE:+234807652

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I am Mrs Sandra, a Private Loan Lender and a cooperate financial for
real estate and any kinds of business financing. I also offer Loans to
individuals, Firms and cooperate bodies at low interest rate , loan terms
determinant,Loan amount between the sum of £200,000.000 to
$100,000,000.00 US Dollars. Loan for developing businesses a competitive edge/
business expansion. We Offer The Following Kinds Of Loans.

*( Personal Loans)
(Secure and Unsecured)
(* Business Loans )
(Secure and Unsecured)
*( Consolidation Loan
-Low Down or Zero Money Financing Program Available )
———————————————————
FIRST INFORMATIONS NEEDED ARE:

Full Name:________________________________

Address:___________________________________

Ocupation:__________________________________

Country:___________________________________

State:_____________________________________

Age:_______________________________________

Contact Phone numbers:_____________________

Amount Needed:_____________________________

Duration:__________________________________

Monutly Income: ___________________________

Next Of Kids:______________________________

Regard,
Mrs Sandra,
E-mail us at: mrs.sandraloanfirminvestmentplc@live.com

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Dear Sir/Ma

I’m Mr. Nathan Moss ; I represent Xenex Navigation Inc . . .. We
are one of the fastest growing software company based in Birmingham UK
(UNITED KINGDOM). You can check our company on its website for
clarifications.We design computer components, and other related
software
products. At Xenex we specialize in exporting quality products at
relatively low prices. I am contacting based on the fact that my
company
need a representative in the states to help with the company’s payment
processing system from clients.

JOB TASKS

If you choose to join Xenex as a representative, your basic task will
consist of checking emails, processing orders and receiving payments
from our customers on behalf of Xenex though basically payments are
often
made out on Money Orders, Certified Cashiers Check or a Personal Check.

MAIN REQUIREMENT
*18 years or older,
*legally capable,
*Responsible,
*Ready to work 3-4 hours per week.,
*Computer Literacy,
*We are not requesting for your Bank information’s, SSN or any other
personal information from you, as what we need is a proof of
seriousness.

WHAT YOU EARN
Note that for every transaction processed, you will receive 15% of the
total amount. Xenex product price range starts at $3500.50. At 10% you
are guaranteed a minimum of $360+ per order. We guarantee that you can
start making money as early as in 2 weeks once your job has been
approved, and you don’t need to invest your money, just your spare time
to process orders via email.
Please fill or email the following information inside the employment
application form in order for us to facilitate the conclusion of this
proposal if accepted.

EMPLOYMENT APPLICATION FORM

First Name
Middle Name
Last Name
Residential Address
City
State
Zip

Home Telephone Number
Personal cell phone Number
Gender
Marital Status
Age
Nationality

Are you a U.S. citizen or otherwise authorized to work in the
U.S._________
Bank Name

Thanks in this Regards,
Mr. Nathan Moss
Job Processing Unit

Please note: Only interested applicants should respond to this offer.
We are looking only for persons who satisfy our
requirements and will be an honest assistant.

If you feel that you are a serious, trust-worthy and honest person.
Please respond immediately
with the requested above informations. nathanmoss001@myway.com nathanmoss00144@hotmail.com

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Good day,

I am Mr. Song Lile, staff of Hang Seng Bank Hong Kong,I have a business
proposal of $19,500,000 (Nineteen Million five hundred thousand
dollars), for you from my bank.Finally after that I shall provide you with
more details.

Email:sglile@live.com

Regards,
Song Lile

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WILLIAM WOODS FINANCIAL SERVICES
BOUY HOUSE,
Mansfield Road,
Rotherham, South Yorkshire S60 2EB

I am WILLIAM WOODS (Underwriter) from WOODS Financial Services (WFS).A
certified leading loan company in UK Why shop around? Let Bouy approve
the
right loan in minutes. With our technology we can approve a suitable
loan
in minutes. Whatever your circumstances, Refinances, self employed,
retired, have CCJs or, we could borrow from 3,000 DOLLARS to 1,000,000
DOLLARS at just 3% interest rate with Flexible repayment over 5 to 30
years. Quick decision loans for any purpose, Secured Loans, Homeowner
Loans, UK Loans, Bad Credit Loans e.t.c

WFS is the latest leading loan company in UK. We do loans to any part
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“Whatever your circumstances, we are well placed to help you!”

Simply complete our short form; we’ll approve a suitable loan for you.
You
can relax, sit back, and leave the rest to us!

Two Simple Steps.

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Complete our short form
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Then sit back and leave the rest to us!

First Name:
Last Name:
Age:
Sex:
Marital Status:
Occupation:
Monthly Income:
Loan Amount:
Loan Duration:
Purpose of Loan:
Postcode:
House No. & Street:
Area:
Town/City:
Country of Residence:
Home Phone No:
Mobile No:
Phone numbers and address of your workplace:
Email Address:
Nationality:
How Would You Rate Your Credit? Select:
Excellent:
Good:
Fair:
Poor:

In acknowledgement to these details, I will send you a well calculated
Terms and Conditions which will include the agreement.
Regards,Mr.WILLIAM WOODS (Underwriter)
WILLIAM WOODS FINANCIAL SERVICES
BOUY HOUSE Mansfield Road, Rotherham, South Yorkshire S60 2EB
E-mail:investment.loan202@hotmail.com
TEL: ++44-701-113-7543

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From the Desk of
Mr.Robert Duke,
Bank Account Auditor,
PlantiumHabbic Bank Plc,(BankPHB)
Lagos.
TEL:2348033904634

Dear Sir/Madam,
YOUR ACCRUED INTEREST PAYMENT

It has come to the notice of this Office that, your Contract/Inheritance fund deposited with this bank, for over a period of time now has yielded an interest. We also wish to advised that you should apply for the transfer of this accrued interest into any account of your choice. Your fund has yielded an interest of US$3.2M dollars (Three Millions and Two Hundred Thousand United State Dollars) as your turn over.This information was given by the ECOWAS and United Nations members Board of Trustee to all foreign contractors accross the world.

Kindly update this bank on how this fund should be transferred to you as we request for the following information………

Full Name and Address
Direct Telephone/fax number
Account detail to which the fund will be remitted into
A photocopy of your international passport or Driver’s License
Your occupation/address.

Be advised that no answering Machine telephone number will be accepted. Kindly adhere to this instruction and get back to this Office through the E-mail address:(bankphb_accruedpaymentdept@yahoo.com). You have only 14 working days to this fund transfered.Call this Office as soon as you received this message.

Yours Faithfully,
Mr.Robert Duke,

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OFFICE OF THE SENATE HOUSE
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
(RESOLUTION PANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT)
IKOYI-LAGOS NIGERIA
Our Ref: FGN /SNT/STB
Your Ref.

THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR
INHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS
BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FULFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU IN RESPECT OF
YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE PAYMENT.

RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT
CENTER ASIA PACIFIC THAT IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION FROM MR. PRESIDENT,
UMARU YAR’ADUA (GCFR) FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA AND FBI.

THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD VALUED AT{USD 6.8 MILLION}
WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY
PART OF THE WORLD, BUT THE MAXIMUM IS 5.000.00 FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS PER
DAY, SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND THIS WAY PLEASE LET US KNOW BY
CONTACTING THE INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUNDS DEPARTMENT CARD PAYMENT
CENTER.

EMAIL ADDRESS: (fundspaymentcenter@yahoo.com.hk)
NAME OF HEAD OF DEPARTMENT: Mr Andy Benson.
AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION:

1. YOUR FULL NAME
2. PHONE AND FAX NUMBER
3. ADDRESS WERE YOU WANT THEM TO SEND THE ATM CARD
4. YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION

KINDEST REGARDS,
MR. DAVID MARK.
SENATE PRESIDENT.

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Dear Sir/madam,
We have a job opening for the position of Accounts receivable
position.Would you like to work form your home and get paid weekly? We are
offering this position to all interested applicants. Please carefully
read through ASHLEY FURNITURE COMPANY is a well established Manufacturing
Firm,That delivers delivering high quality precision furnitures
products to some of the largest and best known companies in far back Asia ,the
Regions Of America and Rest of The world for a long time.You will find
our high quality furnitures in the BEST products on the market
today.We serve the entire United States and a growing export
market,particularly in the supplies of selected products. Superior products including
Sofas & Loveseats,Bedding Ensembles, Chairs & Ottomans. Your primary task
for now , as a representative of the company is to coordinate payments
from customers and help us with the payment process.You are not
involved in any sales. Once orders are received and sorted we deliver the
product to a customer. After this has been done the customer has to pay
for the products but in most cases we make our clients prepay for orders
or items they order for. About 90 percent of our customers prefer to
pay through Certified Checks or Money Orders drawn from the United State
based on the amount involved. We have decided to open this new contract
-to-hire job position for solving this problem.Your First Primary
task(Collection of Payments): 1.Receive payment from our Customers or
Clients. 2.Cash Payment at your Bank or any cashing facilities near you.
3.Deduct 10 % which will be your percentage/pay on Payment processed
4.Forward balance after deduction of percentage/pay to any of the offices
you will be contacted to send payment to, You’ll have a lot of free time
doing another job, because this job is part time, you’ll get good
income .But this job is very challenging and you should understand it. We
are considering your application because you satisfy our requirements and
we are sure you will be an earnest assistant till we start running our
branch office in your state.Get back to us with information below
information , so that we can add your mailing address to our Regional
database and forward it to our customers for them to send payments. First
Name………………. Middle name………………
Lastname……………….. Address Line 1…………… Address Line2……………
City……………………. State…………………… Zip/Postal
code………….. Age……………………..
Nationality……………… Home phone………………. Cell phone………………. YOUR
PROFFERED MODE OF COMMUNICATION EITHER BY PHONE OR BY EMAIL Your
response to this email is needed , so that we can reconfirm your mailing
address details we have in our database. We will be updating you as soon as
the payment is being sent to you and you will be directed as to where
to have the remaining 90% of the money sent to, after the deduction of
your 10% pay on any payments received and processed by you.A swift
acknowledgment of the receipt of this email will be appreciated. Thanks For
Your Total Understanding. Alex Smith Staffing and Recruiting Dept,
Regional Manager, ASHLEY FURNITURE COMPANY www.ashleyfurniture.com STATUS
OF YOUR RESUME ! N.B:Note: We will never ask you for anything more than
that which we have stated above. No bank names, No bank account
number, routing number,credit card, passwords, SSN# etc. If anyone asks for
those on our behalf please do not give out this info alexsmith198337@yahoo.com alexsmith198337@yahoo.com

45 Mercy Street by Anne Sexton

Good day Sir/Madam,

Let me start by introducing myself. I am Mr.Peter T S Wong director of
operations of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd in Hong Kong.I have an obscured
business suggestion for you. Before the U.S and Iraqi war one of our
client Colonel Sadiq Uday who was with the Iraqi forces and also
businessman made a numbered fixed deposit for 18 calendar months, with
a value of One hundred & twenty five million, seven hundred & fifty
thousand U.S
dollars only in my branch.

Upon maturity several notices was sent to him, even during the war
which began in 2003. Again after the war another notification was sent
and still no response came from him. We later find out that the General
along with his wife and only daughter had been killed during the war
in a bomb blast that hit their home.

After further investigation it was also discovered that Colonel Sadiq
Uday did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including
the paper work of his bank deposit. And he also confided in me the last
time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in
my bank. So, One hundred & twenty five million, seven hundred & fifty
thousand U.S
dollars is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to
claim it.

When I discovered he and his family is dead i had to look for a very
reliable person who can stand as the Next of kin to that funds , so
that the funds will be transfered out of the bank immediately. What
bothers me most is that according to the laws of my country at the
expiration 5 years the funds will revert to the ownership of the
Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the funds.

Please treat this business with utmost confidentiality and send me the
following.

(1)Full names, (2)Private Phone number (3)Current residential
address, (4)Occupationn (5)Age and Proffession.

Therefore , if you know you are capable of involving in this mouth
watering transaction, please send me an email to my Private email below
, so that i will give you more details about this transaction and how
we will successfully carry out this transaction without any risk
involved.

Mr.Peter T S Wong
Email:mr_peter14@yahoo.com.hk

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RBA Zentralbank
Bank Website www.rba-zentralbank.ch
Phone Number:+41794647354
Address:Postfach 3001 Bern
Switzerland
Swiss Clearing Number: 6395
Postal Account: 30-38100-3.

Your Attention;
Greetings to you and your family. I am with Investment Banking, RBA
Zentralbank, bern,switzerland.
I am contacting you independently as no one is informed of this
communication.On July 6, 2004, a client of ours, a
consultant/contractor
with the Chinese Solid Minerals Corporation though now deceased, had a
financial portfolio with accrued profit and interest standing at 21
Million
United States Dollars, which he requested be liquidated from his
accountsand have it deposited with our affiliate investment and
security
firm,RBA FINANZ for numbered fixed deposit for 6 (six) calendar months
for
a good investment interest rate(call deposit) as advised by me at tha
time.I undertook all the processes and ensured I followed his precise
Instructions to the letter and had the funds deposited at RBA
FINANZ.Upon
maturity several notice was sent to him and no response came from him.

Another notification was sent last year and still no response came from
him.The Bank officially sent a two-man delegate to his contract
employers,Chinese Solid Minerals Corporation and to his forwarding
address
in Malaysia where he resides only to find out threturn receipt at
the business mogul and his family perished in the Tsunami
disaster.After
further investigations,it was also discovered that the decease did not
declare any next of kin in his official papers,including the paper work
of his bank deposit. So, Twenty One Million United State Dollars is
still
lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim
it.According
to the laws of my country, since the contract period has long expired,
after rolling over, the funds will revert to the ownership of the
Government if nobody applies to claim the funds.Please note that,I
alone
have the deposit details and I am prepared to share the deposit with
you
in halves plus interest accrued till date.That is: I will simply
nominate
you as the next of kin and have RBA FINANZ Release the deposit to you
and
we share the proceeds 50/50.I need your partnership as a foreigner to
ask
the funds be released to you. I assure you that with all legal
paperwork
secured in your favor and drawn up in my bank, the deposit should be
released to you within a few days via direct transfer to your provided
account.

I now seek your permission to have you stand as a next of kin to the
deceased as all documentations will be carefully worked out by me for
the
deposit to be released in your favor as the beneficiary next of
kin.Please
acknowledge receipt of this message in acceptance of our mutual
business
endeavor.I have intentionally left out the details.Please acknowledge
receipt of this message in acceptance of our mutual
partnership,endeavor
by furnishing me with your Full Names, Date of Birth,Telephone
Number,Fax
Number,company / position held, Email address,Contact address and
Postal
address.

These requirements will enable us file letter of claim to the
appropriate
departments for necessary approvals in your favor for the deposit to be
released to you before the transfer can be made. We both stand to be
well
compensated on final conclusion of this project. Your share stays in
your
account while the rest shall be for me for Investment purposes.
I find myself privileged to have this information and this is a great
opportunity of a life time of success without risks.
I intend to go into lucrative investments with you as the funds
manager,
that is if you are willing. If this business endeavor is acceptable by
you, do not take undue advantage of the trust I bestow in you.Please
reply
to this mail:(karlbrader772@yahoo.com.hk) with your advised
information,I
would appreciate the mutual relationship.

Regards,
Karl Brader
Account Auditor

18th hole ~ Golf Joke

From:Miss Laarni Ejarcito Enriquez.
Confinement house.
Manilla,Phillipine.

WITH TRUST AND CONFIDENCE.
Hi Dear

I am very sorry to had infringe into your privacy without permission but please with all humility i solicit your attention to hear me out.I am madam Laarni Enriquez, a filippino by nationality, and a divorcee who has suufered so much for offence i never committed.

Honestly I would love to have a long lasting relationship with you ,if possible entrusting my life time fortune into your possession,as now I am broken hearted and needs someone to trust and to really confide on, without remembering my past and forsaken experiences from close my close confidants and family.

I am really in need of someone, who would take me for whom I am and as a life time partner, after making claims of my deposited life fortuned in Abroad. Well, from your profile, I believe in my heart that you ought to be a very honest person.I would like to give you a brief description of my life autobiograph I was once the mistress of our President, Joseph Estrada, and during his tenure in office, I was often used as a courier in depositing his(the president) funds, in the Europe,and Africa because of my honesty but his wife Madam Loi and her son-Jude, accused me of having secret affair with the president ,this led to fabrication of all kind of allegation against just to disrepute my honestly earned fame .

But, not quite long, I was arrested, together with his wife and son, in connection with the 27th July, 2003, failed coup for working in the household of the ex-president Joseph Estrada .Althought i was later granted bailed as there was no substantial evidence against me , now I have been released but under security watch within state confinement with limited opportunity to reach the outside world to prove my innocence.

All, I want from you is to assist me make claims of some funds, I did deposited in metallic truck box in security company in Coted Ivoire-a remote states in Africa. Every other deposit have been consficated and seized by the the government of Madam Gloria the President of republic of philippine .But, this one is the only one they could not see, as I did kept the deposit certicate and deposit agreetment with one of my close confidant.
The Amount being deposited is 17.5 Million United states dollars,as this was the money that was supposed to be used by the President to acquire some properties in Africa.
All, I want from you, now is honesty and sincerity, as, as soon as this money is claimed by you, I will look for a way out and sneaked out of Philippines and travel down to meet you in your country , the shipment cost and demurrage has being taken care of as at the time of deposit.

I would like us to go investment partnership together,in investing this money in your country and anywhere else you prefer. I will send you my Photo, the a deposit certificate and authoritative agreetment which i am prapared to forward to you with more hint on how to reach the security company to retrieve and request the shipment of the metallic box containing fund on my behalf to your country while i join you at convenient time for joint investment if you desire.In addition to this i promise to give you an instant reward out of the total sum for your kind and sincere assistance. Please reply this email with your full correspondence informations us enable me proceed fast.

Sincerely,
Laarni.
misslaarni1@gazeta.pl

Drinkers ~ Drunk Joke

Dr.CLAY HAFIA
BANK OF AFRICA.
OUAGADOUGOU -BURKINA FASO.
REQUEST FOR YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE
Reply me here please.
Email:drclay_hafia0@myway.com

Dear Friend,
This message might meet you in utmost surprise, however,it’s just my
urgent need for foreign partner that made me to contact you for
thistransaction. I am a banker by profession from Burkina faso in west Africa
and currently holding the post of Director Auditing and Accounting unit
of the bank.I have the opportunity of transfering the left over
funds($11.5million) of one of my bank clients who died along w ith his entire
family on 31 july 2000 in a plane crash.You can confirm the genuiness of
the deceased death by clicking on this web site.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm

Hence,i am inviting you for a business deal where this money can be
shared between us in the ratio of 60/30 while 10% will be mapped out for
expenses.If you agree to my business proposal.further details of the
transferwill be forwarded to you as soon as i receive your return mail.
have a great day.
yours,
Dr.Clay Hafia

Send your Reply to my new email address.
Email:drclay_hafia0@myway.com

Making love ~ Sex Joke

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Standardized Guide to the Bases ~ Sex Joke

Dear Friend,

Iam DR. Kader Meek ACCOUNTANT of WORLD PRESIDENT ORGANIZATION (WPO) WEST AFRICAN REGION.

I have this business proposal to discuss with you after I have access your brilliant profile. Due to my duty I have discovered a Floating deficit in our account with European Bank and seek to Transfer this money abroad for investment purpose.

Note this recovery is not disclose to anybody accept me , therefore my intention is to place the fund; sum of $42,000,000.00 in your company name and give you all the information to receive this fund on my behave for further investment in your country.

I adjoin you to send me your full names, phone/fax numbers, in your guest to cooperate with me.30% will be for you as compensations.

In your response I will give you the detail on how this fund will be approved to your company.

I await your soonest response.

Regards.

DR. Kader Maln.
Email Address is this ; kadermaln@gmail.com

Out All Night Drinking ~ Drunk Joke

Dear Friend.

How are you and the daily activities including your
family? Hope everyone is fine.

Though we’ve not met before, my name is Roland Kennedy; I got your contact through the Accra chamber of commerce, here in Accra-Ghana.

I am a citizen of Sierra Leone , elder son to the Minister of Mines and Energy who was killed during the Sierra Leonean war by the rebels.

My father died and left behind physical cash of $17.2Million USD which he safely lodged into one of the most prominent Banks in the Republic of Ghana , during his regime in the office.

I want to invest this money in any profitable business of your choice in your country. I am hereby soliciting your assistance to be my foreign partner because I’ve not been to Europe and or another country before in my life. So I don’t want to make any costly mistake that will make me lose my money.

You will be entitled to 20% of the total amont of the money for your assistance, All I want you to do is for you to receive the money and send invitation letter for me to join you.

Your urgent reply will enable me to arrange with the Person in charge in the bank , To enable the transfer the money into your account, For you to claim it untill I will meet you up in your country for the investment.

All the necessary documents of deposit from the Bank are with me and I will appreciate your timely response.
Thanks for your co-operation.
Roland Kennedy. rolandoko2008@gmail.com

The Big Horse Race ~ Sex Joke

Hello dear

My private E-mail : mrs_gambo2004@yahoo.fr

My name is Mrs, Gambo Patrick of Tanzania, I am married to
(Eng Mr.Pius patrick) from united kingdom(u.k) who has
an appointment in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso as the chief managing
director to(Abbas Gold Mining Association Burkina-Faso West Africa)
under Engineering project/contract awarding
section.

My husband died as a result of plan crash in Burkina-Faso ,
while he was coming back from Accra Ghana
on project inspection on Saturday 10 th December 2005.

Before his death as a result of our joint account
venture we have $7.3 million (us)dollars in our fixed
deposit account.

Due to my bareness I don’t have a child and am
of age, I am 68 years now and my doctor told me that
based on my kidney and liver failure disease. I can
not stay to live up three months ahead, and I am having
serious problem with my husband’s family
members.

I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am
going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of
the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will
fight
my course and I shall hold my peace.

Therefore I need a God fearing person who will assure
me that he/she will use this fund to help the
Motherless babies, Orphanage and Charity
organization, Less privileged
Propagating the word of God.

I took this decision because I don’t have any child
that will inherit this money. As soon as I receive
your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank.

I want you to always pray for me because I don’t
have much days to live.

My private E-mail : (mrs_gambo2004@yahoo.fr)
Thanks
Yours in the lord
Mrs, Gambo Patrick

Divorce ~ Sex Joke

PLEASE IT’S URGENT.

FROM THE DESK OF MUHAMMED KARAL.
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER,
BANK OF AFRICAN
OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO.

DEAR FRIEND,

URGENT ATTENTION PLEASE

I AM MR. MUHAMMED KARAL. I WORK IN THE AUDIT/REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF BANK OF AFRICA (BOA) OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO. I HAVE A BUSINESS WHICH WILL BE BENEFICIAL TO BOTH OF US.
THE AMOUNT OF MONEY INVOLVED IS ($15 MILLION US DOLLARS) WHICH I WANT TO TRANSFER OUT OF THE COUNTRY TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, ALL TO MY FINANCIAL BENEFIT AND YOURS TOO. AND ALSO TO TAKE MY WIFE TO USA FOR TREATMENT OF LIVER DAMAGE. THIS MONEY IS OWNED BY A DECEASED CUSTOMER OF THIS BANK WHO DIED IN A PLANE FEW YEARS AGO AND SINCE THEN NO CLAIM HAS BEEN PLACED ON HIS BANK ACCOUNT BALANCE.

I WANT TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY OUT OF THE COUNTRY BUT SUCH FUND CAN NOT BE TRANSFERRED WITHOUT A NEXT OF KIN ATTACHED TO THE FUND.

THE FUND COULD BE TRANSFERRED IN THESE WAY, YOU SHALL PRESENT YOURSELF AS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES TO THE DECEASED PERSON OR CAUSIN I SHALL MAKE AVAILABLE TO YOU MATERIALS AND INFORMATION WITH WHICH A SUCCESSFUL CLAIM SHALL BE PLACED ON THE FUND.

I SHALL BE YOUR GUIDIANCE AND INSTRUCTOR THROUGHOUT THE DURATION OF THIS TRANSACTION SO AS TO ENSURE A SWIFT AND SURE TRANSFER OF THE FUND TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

AS TO YOUR BENEFITS, YOU SHALL BE ENTITLED TO 30% OF THIS FUND FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION IN THIS TRANSACTION WHILE 10% WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR EXPENCES BOTH OF US INCURED DURING THE COURSE OF THIS TRANSACTION.

SO IF YOU ARE INTRESTED, SEND A REPLY TO ME IMMEDIATELY SO THAT I CAN FORWARD THE APPLICATION OF CLAIM TO YOU FOR YOU TO SEND IT TO OUR BANK, AND IN YOUR REPLY PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR [PRIVATE PHONE AND YOUR FAX NUMBER] URGENCY HAS TO BE IMPLIED AND THIS BUSINESS MUST STRICTLY BE A DEAL BETWEEN BOTH OF US.

1.FULL NAME: ………………………………………….
2.FULL ADDRESS: ……………………………………..
3.MARITAL STATUS: ………………………………….
4.OCCUPATION: ………………………………………..
5.AGE: …………………………………………………….
6.SEX: …………………………………………………….
7.NATIONALITY: ………………………………………..
8.COUNTRY OF RESIDENCE: ………………………
9. MOBILE NUMBERS: …………………………………
10.FAX : …………………………………………………..
11.BANK ACCOUNT: …………………………………..
12.BANK NAME: ………………………………………….

BEST REGARDS,

MR. MUHAMMED KARAL. muhammed_karal@universia.cl

Tyson-Holyfield ~ Boxing Joke

Dear Friend.

This Message Might Meet You In Utmost Surprise. However, It’s Just My Urgent Need For Foreign Partner That Made Me To Contact You For This Transaction.

I Am A Banker By Profession From Burkina Faso In West Africa And Currently Holding The Post Of Foreign Remittance Director In Our Bank.

I Have The Opportunity Of Transferring The Left Over Funds ($25.2Million) Of One Of My BankClients Who Died Along With His Entire Family In Kenya Plane Crash 2003.

You Can Confirm The Geniuses Of The Deceased Death
http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/07/20/kenya.crash/index.html

Hence, I Am Inviting You For A Business Deal Where This Money Can Be Shared Between Us In The Ratio Of 60/30 / 10% For Any income expenses that will come During the transfer, If You
Agree To My Business Proposal.

Further Details Of The Transfer Will Be Forwarded To You As Soon As I Receive Your Return Mail.

Quick response to my private email address ; alhaji_muhammad@mail.ru
Have A Great Day.
Yours,
Alhaji Muhammad Karim

Drinking ~ Drunk Joke

Read Carefully .

This to acknowledge you that your e-mail id is found among those that have been scammed through the Central Bank of Benin , and your compensation have been approved from the Supreme High Court here in Benin and the Africa High court of justice in Benin, we are asked to contact you by the Nigerian and Benin republic President on how to send you a total of ($1200.000.00) United State Dollars Through Your Bank and your funds has been cashed in Dollars here in BCEAO Bank Benin.

So you are advice to contact the lawyer in charge of your fund and his name is BARRISTER JEAN LUC SEABRE (SAN) he his located at cotonou, Benin Republic and make sure you contact him with your full Contact information and as well your bank details such as:

1.Your Full Name
2.Your home address…….
3.Swift Code:
4.Bank Name/Account No:
5.Age
6. Sex
7. Mobile Phone No
8. Telephone number………
9.Your occupation………..
10Country Of Origin ……………………
With your international passport, or driver license or state I.D Card……..

For more information on how to make the money send to you because many People complain about scamming every day from Nigeria , Africa and all over The World which we are trying to stop this fraudulent act here and all over Africa which we are assuring you that it will STOP because we are now working with the internet operation such as YAHOOMAIL, HOTMAIL and also the United State FBI and EFCC Nigeria and Benin republic Police so the scam can be eradicated in Africa and I want you to follow your fund code which follow bellow, This code has being issued to you from the FEDERAL HIGH COURT FOR YOUR SAFETY AND THE CODE IS (NG1111FGN).

And I want you to keep this code, because this code will ensure you and Alert you in any day you receive a scam e mail from this country. And as soon as you contact BARRISTER JEAN LUC(SAN) with your full contact information requested, he will forward everything to the Benin Presidency’s Office to issue out your Awarded Certificate as the rightful beneficiary.

Name: BARRISTER JEAN LUC(SAN)
E-mail Address : jeanlucse@ubbi.com
Phone: 00229 97 65 87 48

Contact him in regarding of your money fund to be delivered to you by the Diplomatic courier service and also any beneficiary will be responsible for shipping fees so as to avoid any scam.The fees is just only €100.00 and you will receive your fund from the High Court because as soon as you contact the lawyer in charge of your fund he will alert the United State Bureau and also your state police for the fund to be delivered to you without any restriction and problem when the fund get to you in your location area.

Thanks.

Best Regard.
Mr Carl Marx
Registra High Court Benin

Brothel ~ Drunk Joke

I AM VICTORIA FROM SIERRA LEONE 22 YRS OLD WITH TEARS AND SORROW I EXPLAIN MY SELF IN A HUMBLE MANNER AFTER THE DIETH OF MY FATHER MR JOHN KEWRELL WHO WAS BECAUSE OF THE PROBLEMS IN MY COUNTRY WHICH TAKE A LOT OF LIFES AND TENDER MANY HOME HOMEMLESS BECAUSE LIFE IS MORE PRECCIOUS THAN GOLD NOTHING WE USE TO REPARE IIFE IF IS LOST SO WE DICIDED TO RUN FROM MY COUNTRY WITH MY MOTHER, TWO BROTHERS AND SISTERS ALL A SUDDEN MY TWO BROTHERS AND SISTER WHERE KIILLD BY ROBBEALS AND MY MOTHER LATER DIED BECAUSE OF THE PAINS OF HIS CHILDREN.AFTER THE DIETH OF MY MOTHER MY FATHERS UNCLE STARTED TO PERSECUT ME ABOUT MY FATHERS PROPERTIES WHICH HE LATER SNATCHED FROM ME UNDER TREATHING BY THE HELP OF A Rer FATHER I CAME TO DAKAR SENEGAL UNDER REFUGEE,INFART THE MORE I EXPLAIN MY SELF AND SITUATION I SHADE TEARS WHEN I REMEMBER PAST, I AM ONLY ONE REMAIN IN OUR FAMILY?NOW I AM IN A CRITICAL SITUATION THINGS ARE VERY BAD WITH ME BUT I CANT JOIN PROSTUTITION,OVER MY DIED BODY BECAUSE OF THE WAY I WAS BROUGHT UP BY MY LATE PARENT I AM PURING ALL MY HEART TO YOU I HOPE THAT GOD WILL USE YOU TO SALVE ME.

NOW I DICIDED TO GET MARRIED BY MY AGE WHY I SURPOSE TO BE IN SCHOOL BY NOW BUT THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO,INFACT YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE I AM LOOKING FOR IN MY LIFE WHICH I KNOW THAT YOU WILL NOT DISAPOINT ME.I AM SEING HELL HERE BUT THE ONLY THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY AT TIMES IS THAT MY FATHER LEFT THE SOME OF 10.5 000.000 US DOLLARS IN A FORIGN BANK WHICH I AM THE ONLY PERSON HE TOLD ABOUT IT BEFORE HIS DIETH AND EVERY THINGS IS WITH ME HERE ,THE NEXT OF KIN AND THE DOCUMENT AND THE WHOLE CONTACT IS WITH ME BECAUSE MY FATHER LOVES ME VERY MUCH THAT WAS THE REASON WHY HE GAVE ME THIS INFORMATION ABOUT THE MONEY,NOW I HAVE CALLED THE COMPANY AND THEY TOLD ME THAT UNLESS I HAVE SOME BODY WHO WILL REPRESENT ME WITH THE DOCUMENTS THAT IS REQIRED THAT THEY ARE NOT GOING TO RELIASE THE MONEY,SO THIS IS WHY I AM LOOKING FOR YOU TO GO FOR IT WHO IS MY BODY AND MY FLESH SO IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN ME FEAL FREE TO CONTACT ME THROUGH THIS EMAIL (VICTORIA_4all@yahoo.com) FROM YOUR BOX FOR EASIER COMMUNICATION . HOPING FOR YOUR REPLY SOONEST.

YOURSFAITHFULL VICTORIA

Four married guys ~ Golf Joke

Message: I GOT YOUR CONTACT THROUGH GOOGLE SEARCH ,MAY I USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO ASK YOU FOR A MUTUAL TRANSACTION AS FOLLOWS:
WILL YOU BE FAITHFUL ENOUGH TO RECEIVE FOR OUR BOTH BENEFIT, IF I DIVERT A CONSIGNMENT BAGGAGE CONTAINS HUGE SUM OF (U.S DOLLARS) SO THAT TWO OF US WILL SHARE 50/50% EACH?.
THE BAGGAGE WILL BE DIVERTED FROM THE ROUTE OF ITS DESTINATION TO YOUR ACCESSIBLE LOCATION.
IF YOU WILL BE SINCERE TO THIS DEAL, PLEASE COMMUNICATE ME THROUGH THE FOLLOWING EMAIL:aliabdu95@yahoo.com
I WAIT

A policeman cruising ~ Drunk Joke

FROM THE DESK OF DR. IDRIS MAMMOUD
(EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR)
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT.
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.
MARINA - LAGOS.
PHONE: 234 897 7981

Attn: Beneficiary,

RE: IMMEDIATE ORDER/GUARANTEE FOR YOUR PAYMENT.

From the records of outstanding foreign payments due for release with Central Bank of Nigeria, your name was discovered as next on the list of outstanding foreigners who have not yet received their payments.

I wish to inform you that your payment is being processed and will be released to you as soon as you reconfirm your payment details so that we can authenticate the claim legally. The sum of US$8.5 Million (Eight Million and Five Hundred Thousand) United States Dollars only has been mapped out to be released to you as part payment in this quarter of the
year, after which the remaining part of your funds will be released to you.

Kindly re-confirm to us the following information:

1) Your full name and contact address.
2) Telephone/Fax numbers.
3) Occupation
4) Marital status/Age

In receipt of the above information, your payment will be approved and paid to you by wired to your nominated bank account, you are advised to get back to me immediately for more clarifications.

Yours truly,

DR. Idris Mammoud
(Executive Director)
Central Bank of Nigeria. idrismamoud77@gmail.com idrismamoud77@biz.by

Engagement ~ Sex Joke

HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU.

MR. THABO ZUMA.

FROM: MR. THABO ZUMA.

EMAIL: thabo_zuma111@hotmail.com

ATTN: DIRECTOR/CEO.

I am Mr. Thabo Zuma the manager of Auditing and Accounting department of a prime bank in South Africa. In my department, I discovered an abandoned sum of US$26 Million dollars (twenty six million dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died of heart attack.

I need someone with a foreign account to be able to receive this money, even an empty account can serve to claim this money. Should you be willing to complete this transaction, send to me your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location on my private email: thabo_zuma111@hotmail.com

As soon as the transfer is concluded you are entitled to 25% of the total fund.

Upon receipt of your reply, I will give you more details on this transaction trusting to hear from you.

I await your response.

Best regards

MR.THABO ZUMA.

Birth of a Candy Bar ~ Sex Joke

From The Desk:
Attorney Udoka Goodluck Esq.
Lagos-Nigeria.

Good day!!!

I am Attorney Udoka Goodluck the personal lawyer to late (Mr.John
A.Michael) a nationality of your country who unfortunately died on the
Terrorist attack in Liverpool London on the dated 7th July 2005. Since the
death of (Mr.John A.Michael) I as his personal attorney have made several
enquiries to locate his relations to come up for the inheritance
claim, without any success. I came across your name and contact on the
course of my personal searching for my late client relations/next of kin so
I decided to contact you for this project.

I am contacting you to assist in securing the wealth left behind in a
fixed deposit account by my late client before they get confiscated or
declared unserviceable by the bank where my late client operates an
account The board of Directors of the bank has issued and spread a notice
that after 2 months from now and no relation shown up for the claiming of
the said funds,the funds will be confiscated and declared
unserviceable.Since The board of Directors of the bank have been unsuccessful in
locating my client relatives for sometime now, it’s on this note that I
seek your consent to present you as the relation/next of kin to my late
client that the proceed of this deposit can be released into your
account. The amount deposited $10.5 Million Dollars also i beleived with
interest ($10.050.000.00USD) I will agree with you on 50% for you while 50%
for me. I guarantee that this transaction will be executed under a
legitimate arrangement which will protect you from any breach of the law.
Upon your response, furnish me with:

Your full name and address
Your telephone and fax numbers
Your occupation and age

As soon as I receive all these information from you I will present it
to the bank Directors that I have locate the relation to my late client
since they asked that I should provide the next of kin for them to
release the inheritance fund. Let me hear from you once you cknowledge my
email. My alternative email address is udoka.goodluck90@yahoo.com

Yours faithfully,
Attorney Udoka Goodluck

Police officer ~ Drunk Joke

From Miss Celina J.Kone Ada

I am Miss Celina J.kone Ada,please I have a problem which I needed a help from you,I have decided to write you for help. I have a proposal for you-this however is not mandatory nor will I in any manner compel you to honour against your will.I am in a state of delinma and your profile pushed me to send you this mail.

I am Celina J.Kone Ada, the only daughter of my late parents Mr. and Mrs.J.kone Ada. My father was a highly reputable business magnet (a cocoa merchant) who operated in the capital city of Ghana Accra during his days.It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in France during one of his business trips abroad.Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of his, who travelled with him at that time.

But truth knows itself! My mother died when I was just 4 years old, and since then my father took me so special. Before the death of my father, he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has the sum of thirteen million United State Dollars. US$($13.000,000 Million) here in Accra Ghana.

He used my name as his only daughter for the next of Kin in depositing of the fund . I am a university undergraduate and really don’t know what to do. This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in Ghana. The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life.I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance
in this regards.Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded.

Now permit me to ask these few questions:-

1. Can you honestly help me as your sister or daughter?

2. Can I completely trust you?

3. What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you after you receive the money? Please, Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible through my private email (celina.kone75@yahoo.com)
Thank you so much.My Greetings to your family.

My sincere regards,
Miss Celina J.Kone Ada

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Manager, Accounts and Records Dept.
African Development Bank
Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso,
West Africa.

Dear Sir,

I am pleased to write and introduce myself as the above Manager in charge of records and accounts of this banking institution.

My reason of writing this letter to you is in connection with a very lucrative business at hand which i believe that you might be interested in doing with me. I write without the least intention of bringing any embarrassments to you, this is no joke so please treat every line of it with utmost seriousness. Trusting in your good intention to elevate your social standard ,i therefore ask you to read my letter very carefully before throwing it into the dust bin or replying to me.

Firstly, I like to solicit your confidentiality for a nondisclosure of any part of the contents of this letter which if you do will automatically ruins all our efforts to achieve success . I am assuring you that I have good faith in this business and will be of mutual benefit to both of us as long as we maintain strict confidentiality of the business and do not develop ideas of dishonesty towards each other when money is on the table.

i am writing this letter to ask for your favor to assist me to carry out a business venture with my good self. I work in a very sensitive department of the above bank where I watch peoples banking records and account on a daily basis. In my line of duty, i have been watching a very huge sums of money which have been lying dormant since the year 2000 against banking laws .the sum is (US$28m .(”Twenty Eight Million United State Dollars ),this amount is in our bank’s vault; money that once belong to one Asia American minerals business dealer who was assassinated along with his wife in their hotel suite at Katanga in the democratic republic of Congo where he and his wife were on a business trip to buy diamonds from the local rebel traders.

The dead couples does not seem to have any known family left behind to claim their money under this circumstance. they had lived in Africa for 23 years; they may have lost their parental background contact and family connections.

Since we heard of his death, we have been expecting a next-of-kin to come over to put forward his/her claims as the beneficiary to the deceased man’s funds. however, this has not happened and no one has since come forward or even wrote a letter to us to lay claim on the millions laying idle in our bank without any identified living owner and this fund by law should be soon transferred to the central bank for the use of government, unless someone apply officially to claim this sum as the next-of-kin .

I am willing to give 30% to the foreign partner and additional 10% for all his minor expenses with your lawyer who shall by law represent you in signing all documents during the processing of the said amount to your bank account. take note that while the transfer will be in progress, we cannot take out a single cent from that amount or authorize the bank to pay any person from the said amount until the full transfer has been done and proceeds sent directly to your nominated bank account. I hope that this will be viewed in the context of a fair deal agreeable to both of us in the business.

Please, indicate your interest to be my partner in this business if you will, in your reply to this letter, i will then send you a text of application letter to apply as the legal next of kin of this money; a text that you will fill in the blanks and submit to the appropriate banking departments of the above bank for necessary commencement of this transaction in an email address of the bank that I will sent to you.

Any question paper that the bank shall send to you must be forwarded to me immediately so that I can fill it my selve to avoid mistakes.

I look forward to hearing from you urgently.

Best Regards,

Malik Abu malik_abu2@klikni.cz private_malikabu45@yahoo.fr

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Dear sir/ma,

Please Permit me to inform you about my desire to seek for assistant from you and I have the believe that you are going to help me out successfully, but firstly let me introduce myself.
My name is Sherina Joseph Opong, the daugther of late chief & chief Mrs Joseph Opong, My father was a very wealthy Gold and Diamond merchant who based in Accra Ghana and I happened to be the only surviving child of my dad . Well when i was a kid i went to private schools and things were going on well for me and my parents, till when i was in high school, after my mother died, My father took me so special because I am motherless, and he showered all his love on me and married a second wife who was supposed to to be my step mum and to take care of me and also because he wanted a male child who will in-turn take over his business and also because, he did not want me to suffer, but unfortunate for him my step mum poisoned him.
But before the death of my father,in a private hospital here in Ghana,he called me secretly to his bed side and told me that he kept a sum of usd$6.500.000 (Six million five hundred thousand united states dollars) in a bank here in Ghana.
Meanwhile that he used my name as the next of kin on the day of deposit of the fund, He also explained to me that it was because of this money that made my step mother to poisoned him, that i should seek for foreign partner in a country of my choice where i would transfer this money and use it for investment purpose, such as real estate investment or stock market investment.
Please, I am honourably soliciting your kind assistance as follows,
1) To provide a bank account where this money will be transfer into.
2) To serve as the guardian of these fund ,since i am 18years old.

I am inclined to offer you 15% of the total sum as a mode of compensation for your effort after the successful transferring of this fund to your nominated bank account overseas.
Please i will be very happy if this transaction will be concluded within seven (7) working days from now.I am expecting to hear from you as soon as possible.

May Almighty God bless you as you do care for me Amen.

Best regard
Sherina Joseph sherina_04@gazeta.pl

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My Dear,

I am Dr. David Thoma, the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance department Bank Of Africa.

In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of US$14.5M (fourteen million five hundred thousand US dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his family in the 2000 in a plane crash.

Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless some body applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guide lines and laws but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died along side with him
at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.

It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don’t want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.

The banking law and guidelines here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after five years, the money will be transferred into the bank treasury as unclaimed fund.

The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Ivoirien cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.

I agree that 45% of this money will be for you as respect to the provision of a foreign account, 5% will be set aside for expenses incurred during the business and 50% be for me.

Thereafter, I will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentage indicated. Therefore, to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as relation or next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location where the money will be transfer.

Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch-free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer.

You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this mail, Trusting to hear from you immediately.

Yours faithfully.

Dr.David Thoma,
N/B: EMAIL ME AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL
EMAIL ME:- dr_david_thoma06@yahoo.cn

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MR.MAKATA ALIU
SUPERVISORY MANAGER,
UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA(UBA).
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO.

Dear Friend,

(TOP SECRET)
I am Makata Aliu,the supervisory manager at the United Bank for Africa(UBA) Ouagadougou,Burkina Faso,West Africa.With due respect and regard. I have decided to contact you on a business transaction that will be very beneficial to both of us at the end of the transaction .

During our investigation and auditing in this bank, my department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to a deceased person who died on July 31st 2003 in a plane crash and the fund has been dormant in his account with this Bank without any claim of the fund in our custody either from his family or relation before our discovery to this development.

The said amount was U.S $17.5M (Seventeen million five hundred United States dollars). As it may interest you to know, I got your impressive information and email address through the International web directory of Burkina Faso chamber of commerce on foreign business relations here in Ouagadougou Burkina-faso.

Meanwhile all the whole arrangement to put claim over this fund as the bonafide next of kin to the deceased,to get the required approval and transfer this money to a foreign account has been put in place and directives and needed information will be relayed to you as soon as you indicate your interest and willingness to assist us and also benefit your self to this great business opportunity.

In fact I could have done this deal alone but because of my position in this country as a civil servant(A Banker),we are not allowed to operate a foreign account and would eventually raise an eye brow on my side during the time of transfer because I work in this bank. This is the actual reason why it will require a second party or fellow who will forward claims as the next of kin with affidavit of trust of oath to the Bank and also present a foreign account where he will need the money to be re-transferred into on his request as it may be after due verification and clarification by the correspondent branch of the bank where the whole money will be remitted from to your own designation bank account.

I will not fail to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free. On smooth conclusion of this transaction, you will be entitled to 30% of the total sum as gratification, while 5% will be set aside to take care of expenses that may arise during the time of transfer and also telephone bills, while 65% will be for me. Please, you have been adviced to
keep “top secret” as I am still in service and intend to retire from service after we conclude this deal with you.

I will be monitoring the whole situation here in this bank until you confirm the money in your account and ask me to come down to your country for subsequent sharing of the fund according to percentages previously indicated and further investment, either in your country or any country you advice us to invest in. All other necessary vital information will be sent to you when I hear from you.

I look forward to receive your email and reply as the urgency implies.

Yours faithfully,
MR Makata Aliu. jkl19@colombia.com

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Hello,

I am Miss. Jeorgina Mathieu the only Daughter of Mr And Mrs Mehdi
Mathieu from Ivory Coast. I am an Orphan being that I lost my Parents.
My Father was a serving director of the Cocoa exporting board until
his death. He was assasinated by the rebels following the political
uprising. Before his death he made a deposit of Twelve million five
hundred thousand USA Dollars ($12.5,000,000.00 ) in the Bank Here in
Cote d’Ivoire.

He intended to transfer this fund to his partners overseas for
investments before his death. I want you to help me for us to retrieve
this fund and transfer it to your account in your country or any safer
place as you will be the beneficiary and recipient of the fund .

I have plans to do investment in your country, like real estate and
industrial production. This is my reason for writing to you. Please if
you are willing to assist me , indicate your interest in replying
soonest. Thanks and best regards.

Miss .Jeorgina Mathieu.
Reply me through my private email address:(jeorgina12m@yahoo.co.jp)

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Dear friend,

I can’t imagine how you will feel receiving a sudden business letter
from a remote country in far away Burkina Faso west africa and probably
from some one you have not closely related with. But all the same, i
believe we do not need to be of blood relatives before we can establish
cordial/business relationship. Having said this, i think it is very
important at this juncture to introduce myself to you.

I am.Mr Abraham.Collins the director in charge of auditing and
accounting section of International bank of africa(IBA) Ouagadougou
Burkina-Faso west africa.
It is my pleasure to solicit your assistance in this business proposal.
I am contacting you because, i do not want to transact the business
with anybody who is known to any staff of this bank or anybody around
here to avoid any possible blackmail or leakage at the end of the
transaction.The proposal: During our investigation and auditing in this bank,
my department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to a
deceased person who died on 25 july 2000,in a plane crash and the fund has
been dormant in his account with this bank without any claim of the
fund in our custody either from his family or relation before our
discovery to this development.the said amount was u.s $12.000.000m (Twelve
Million United States Dollars) as it may interest you to know,

meanwhile all the whole arrangement to put claim over this fund as the
bonafide next of kin to the deceased, get the required approval and
transfer this money to a foreign account has been put in place and
directives and needed information will be relayed to you as soon as you
indicate your interest and willingness to assist us and also benefit your
self to this great business opportunity. In fact i could have done this
deal alone but because of my position in this country as a civil
servant(a banker),we are not allowed to opperate a foreign account and would
eventually raise an eye brow on my side during the time of transfer
because i work in this bank.

This is the actual reason why it will require a second party or fellow
who will forward claims as the next of kin with affidavit of trust of
oath to the bank and also present a foreign account where he will need
the money to be re-transferred into on his request as it may be after
due verification and clarification by the correspondent branch of the
bank where the whole money will be remitted from to your own designation
bank account.

I will not fail to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free.
On smooth conclusion of this transaction, you will be entitled to 40%
of the total sum as gratification, while 5% will be set aside to take
care of expenses that may arise during the time of transfer and also
telephone bills, while 55% will be for me and my partner. Please, you have
been adviced to keep “top secret” as i am still in service and intend
to retire from service after we conclude this deal with you.

I will be monitoring the whole situation here in this bank until you
confirm the money in your account and ask me to come down to your country
for subsequent sharing of the fund according to percentages previously
indicated and further investment, either in your country or any
country you advice us to invest in.

All other necessary vital information will be sent to you when i hear
from you.
I look forward to receive your immediate response.

Yours Faithfully,
MrCollins. Abraham. abraham_collins@orange.net abraham_collins@orange.net

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ABOUT MY WILL

Dear Friend,

Please do reply me in my private box: rubyeustaquio@post.ro

Greetings in the name of God,Pls let this not sound strange to you for
my only surviving lawyer who would have done this died early this
year.i prayed and got your email id from your country’s guestbook.

I am Mrs.Ruby Eustaquio from London and presently in London where i
am hospitalized for now because i work here ,I am
suffering from a long time cancer of the breast which also affected my
brain,from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating and it
is quite obvious that, according to my doctors they have advised me
that i may not live for the next two months,this is because the cancer
stage has gotten to a very bad stage.

I was brought up from a motherless babies home and was married to my
late husband for twenty years without a child ,my husband was working
in a mobile company in Saudi Arabia before he won a contract with the
shell company of Nigeria and died in a fatal motor accident.

Since his death I decided not to re-marry,I sold all my inherited
belongings and deposited all the sum of 10 million dollars with a
Intercontinental Bank Plc.

Presently,I am in London and this money is still with them and the
management just wrote me as the true owner to come forward to receive
the money for keeping it so long or rather issue a letter of
authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf since I can not
come over because of my illness or they get it confisticated.

Presently, I’m with my laptop in a hospital where I have been
undergoing treatment for the cancer in London. I have since
lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a
few months to live.It is my last wish to see that this money is
invested to any organisation of your choice and distributed each year
among the charity organization,the poor and the motherless babies
home.

I want you as God fearing person, to also use this money to fund
orphanages and widows,I took this decision, before i rest in peace
because my time will soon be up.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the
Intercontinental Bank Plc.I will also issue you a letter of authority
that will prove you as the new beneficiary of my fund. Please assure
me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein.

Hoping to hear from you soon.

Waiting for your reply,

Mrs.Ruby Eustaquio

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FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
ASO ROCK VILLA, ASOKORO
DISTICT, ABUJA
Tel: + 234-7025030099

CONFIDENTIAL DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY PAYMENT

ATTN:Sir,

I am Dr.Kingsley Ubaka National Security Adviser to PRESIDENT ALHAJI MUSA YARADUA Federal Republic of Nigeria. I decided to contact you because of theprevailing security report reaching my office and the intense nature of polity in Nigeria.
This is to inform you about our plan to send your fund to you via cash delivery. This system will be easier for you and for us. We are going to send your contract part payment of 10 Million USD. To you via Diplomatic courier service.

I will secured every needed document to cover the money. Note: The money is coming on 1 security proof box. The box is sealed with synthetic nylon seal and padded with machine. This fund was brought to us from World Bank, it was meant for our Local
AFEM market. But since the money was not used, I will use my position as the National Security Adviser
to the President to send this fund to you.

The box are coming with a Diplomatic agent who will accompany the box to your house address. All you need to do now is to send to me your Telephone, fax numbers full house address and your identity such as,international passport or drivers license including
your contact phone numbers, The Diplomatic attached will travel with it. He will call you immediately he arrives your country’s airport. I hope you understand me.

Note: The diplomat does not know the original contents of the boxes What was declare to them as the contents is Sensitive Photographic Film Material. I did not declare money to them please. If they call you and ask you the contents please tell them the same thing
Ok. contact me via my private email:drkingsubaka@sify.com or Tel:234-7025030099 to know next step of my arrangement to dispatch the fund. I will secure the Diplomatic immunity clearance certificate that will be tagged on the box to make it stand as a diplomatic consignment .

This clearance will make it pass your country custom checkpoint without hitch.Confirm the receipt of this message and send the requirements to me immediately you receive this message.

Please I need your urgent reply because the box are schedule to be move as soon as I hear from you.

Best Regards,

Dr.Kingsley Ubaka
National Security Adviser to the President
Federal Republic of Nigeria
Tel:234-7025030099SHELL PETROLEUM FOUNDATION

Dearest Beloved Sir/Madam

I am MRS.AISHA KONE,38 years old and the wife of late MR. MUSTAPHA KONE. My late husband was a highly reputable and respectful business magnet in our country and other West African countries during his days.

It is sad to say that he had passed away last year,before his death on September 22 2007, he called me before he died and told me that he had a sum of 19.700,000 US DOLLARS (NINETEEN. SEVEN MILLION USA DOLLARS)kept in a security company in (AFRICA) for safe keeping for me and my son for us not to suffer after his death.

He also said that the security company does not know the content in the safe Box.He decleared it to the company as family treasure and used my son’s name MICHEAL to Deposit the Box as his only child for next of kin. He also explained to me that I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money to and use it for investment purposes,so that me and my son will not suffer in the near future.

I want you to assist me in retrieving this box from the security company and then transfering the box to your country or any country of your choice and act as a beneficiary of the fund in the said box, and also to make use of the fund in the box for an investment purpose on a very lucrative and profitable business ventures in your country or any country of your choice.

I am just a widow and a refugee in a country i don’t have family nor friend and i really don’t know what to do.Now I want you to assist me in retrieving this box that contains this fund and transfering it to you in your country. This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis in my country LIBERIA and even here in Ivory coast.The death of my husband actually brought sorrow to my son and i.

Dearest one,I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards. Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded.

Now permit me to ask these few questions:-
1. Can you honestly help me as your future partner?
2. Can I completely trust you?
3. What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you after the money in the box is in your possesion?

Please,Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible

Thank you so much.And God bless you

Best regards,
Mrs.Aisha Kone & Son,Micheal. kone_aisha111@yahoo.com

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From Susan Toure
Abidjan Ivory Coast

Dear Respectful,
Warm greetings to you and your family in the name of God. I am aware that this is not a formal approach in starting a relationship, but as time goes on, you will realise the need for my approach. My email to you will come as as a surprise since i don’t know you in person. But if this message comes to you out of your wish, i am very sorry. I hope that you will read through this email and understand how difficult things can be for someone in a particular period in life.

My name is Susan i am 18years now, i was a student in the University of Abidjan, Cote d’Ivoire I am the only daughter of late Chief Abdul Toure Some rebel from one part of the government struck our township and killed my parents and my only brother because my father was one of the oppositions to the former president of my country.

And before his death he has $9 Miilion U.S.D (Nine million dollars.) in an account with a bank here in Abidjan which i am the next of kin. My dad has planed to purchase and import some cocoa processing machines and the development of another factory, unfortunately he did not meet his target before his untimely death The reason why i contacted you for help is due to the agreement my late father had with the bank during the deposit.

I have been denied access to withdraw the money from the bank, the bank manager told me precisely that the money was deposited in a suspense fixed account with a clause attached to it for onward transfer into a foreign bank account. I have tryed all i could, but the bank manager advised me to look for a foreign account where the money can be transfered into before i can have access to it.
Since security here can not be guaranteed, besides i’ve lost my family and my father’s company was burnt down in that rebel attack. Right now i am in great sufferings and difficulty, Please i am begging you to do me a favor by standing as my guardian and receiver of the money on my behalf from the bank.

I have suffered in so much pain since i lost my family. So i have decided to go out of this country and invest in your country if you will accept to receive the transfer. I will be investing in industrial production as soon as the bank has made the transfer to you, and you make an arrangement for me to come over to your country after this money is transfered to you.

Please, if you will help me realise this transfer and get me out of this pain, You will have 15% of the total money as compensation for your effort, Please i am begging you to help me by indicating your interest in your reply to this mail if willing.

Thanks and may God bless you,
Yours Sincerely
Susan Toure susan_toure@cantv.net susan_toure@cantv.net

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BRITISH HIGH COMMISSION

Metro Plaza, Plot 991/992

Zakari Maimalari Street

Cadastral Zone AO,

Abuja.

TEL: +234 42 300691

E-MAIL: contactbritishhighcommission_01@yahoo.co.uk

Attention,

The BRITISH High Commission in Nigeria,Benin Republic,Ghana and Bokinafaso received a report of scam against you and other British/US citizens and Malaysia Etc. The countries of Nigeria Benin Republic, Bokinafaso

And Ghana have recompensed you following the meeting held with the Four countries’ Government and various countries’ high commission for the fraudulent activities carried out by the Four countries’ Citizens. Your

name was among those scammed as listed by the Nigeria Financial Intelligent Unit (NFIU). A compensation has been issued out to all the affected victims and has been already in endorsement to all the victims. Yours was among those that was reported unpaid as at on Friday and we wish to advise you to see to the instructions of the Committee to make sure you receive your compensation immediately.

We advise that you do the needful to make sure the NFIU endorse your payment on Monday. Contact the office of the consular for an advise on how your recompense will be effected to you contactbritishhighcommission_01@yahoo.co.uk. Be advised that you should stop further contacts with all the fake lawyers and security companies who in collaboration scammed you. Call +234-803-7576534 immediately to

check if the endorsement date suits you.

Yours in Service,

Robert Scott Dewar

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Attention: Beloved,

I am Mr. Leopold Buhendwa from Malawi; I was the personal assistance to
late Mr. Arthur E. Frederick, who died in the Tube explosion at King’s
Cross-and-Russell Square in London.

He was prosperous businessman oil Merchant). He left behind a deposit of
sixteen Million two hundred thousand US Dollars in his security/finance
Company in Europe were I am currently.

I am unable to make claims of the funds because the law of the Netherlands
doesn’t permit asylum seeker to participate in business transaction hence
I need your assistance to support me make claim of the this funds to
enable me complete the charity project in Malawi for the helpless youth
and children as Late Mr. Arthur E. Frederick, Proposed.

Subsequent to my efforts to have possession of his funds, the bankers
lately determined that I should provide his close relative to inherit the
funds within 21 working days prior to the restructuring of the banking
institution or the funds would be subjected to dormant. Thus, given that
the mandate is high priority,

I have a desire for you to participate as the next of kin in an attempt to
overcome the diktat given by the bank and also to enable me accomplish the
charity project with the funds; I will offer you 20% for your assistance,
Note: this transaction is 100% risk free and legal. I have the entire
document to claim the funds as soon as we establish contact I will forward
you the document and security company contact information’s.

Let me know your willingness to pool resources with me or I should contact
another person forthwith.

I earnestly anticipate your prompt reaction.

Mr. leopold Buhendwa

N:b My private email address is: (malawile@aol.co.uk) (leop1@web2mail.com)
Please include your Name and private phone numbers in your reply to enable
me call you for better understanding and easy communications.

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FROM MISS JOYCE
Dearest One,

It is my pleasure to write you based on the information and recommendation we got about quick growth of investment in your country. I am Miss Joyce Camara and my brother Morgan Camara. the children of H.R.H.Chief GEORGE CAMARA of the ex king of mende tribe in sierra-leone. on the 19th may 2003 our father was murdered by some rebel group on the accusation that he is a great sponsor and in support to restore the democratically elected president of Alhaji Tejan Kabba.

Rigth now i and my only one brother left after the sudden assassination of my father the family has been displaced and totally disorganized left only with the 6.9m us dollars. Early that year before the death of my father he travelled to abidjan where he told the family that he deposited 6.9 MILLION USdollars in a private security company at abidjan cote d’ivoire, now we need your assistant in transfering the money into your to oversea for investment ,i’m with the documents covering the deposit he made with the security company here in abidjan with my only brother.

We need your assistant for the calim of the money from the security company, this is the reason we contacted you because we are not capable to handle thetransaction alone, and you will help us to invest the money in your country for our future. we will give you 10%of the total money as soon as the money is claim from the company, we need your sincererity and interesting reply.

Thanks and God bless
best regards
Joyce Camara and Morgan Camara. joycecamara9@gmail.com

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The Chairman/CEO,
To Whom It May Concern
My name is Mr. Chuba Nneka, I am a South African man by birth and
resident in Spain. I am a sale and account manager in a financial
Consultancy
firm here in Madrid. My Company is mandated to source for reliable
investors in the World over to invest available funds in profitable
business ventures.
This is why I am making this urgent contact with you and your
associates, some prominent individuals in Marbella the Andalucia region
of Spain made these funds available to my firm and the available fund
is in US dollars amounting to millions, because of the heat they are
now facing
from the law for the unauthorized sales of states properties, the city
mayor and
deputy mayor amid allegations of money laundering is now under house
arrest, for property development offences, including building on land
protected from development, manipulation of public tenders, and the
a cceptance o f bribes as well as schemes to alter the price of
municipal
services.
In this sleaze scandal, which hit the southern Spanish resort city
Marbella in spring 2006, and they know their chances of not going to
jailis slim they have asked my firm to act swiftly on their behalf in
other for them not to lose out completely and save something for their
family
members.Depending on your experience and proposal you will forward to
us, we will determine a suitable amount to remit to you to kick off the
business you intend to invest in. You will manage this business without
interference for a period of three years, after which, the profit on
investment will be shared after taxation.
The investment areas are not limited and may include new businesses or
injection of funds into an existing firm that, of course, is profit
oriented, bearing in mind that you are not authorized to invest in
public Companies or Governmen t agencie s .
You c an inco rporate a firm fully owned by you based on the laws of
your Country or invest this money in a private Company’s a shareholder.
You can equally trade stock or export and import goods as may be
profitable.
Fresh funds may also be invested to enlarge the business if the
prospects are
good.
All these are without any liability to you as this is a risk that the
fund owners are ready to take, you will be required to make urgent
contact with us to finalize arrangements on how to move the agreed
funds into a
fresh account you will open with the bank where I have lodged the funds
and sign related documents that will authorize you to manage this money
on our behalf.
A draft agreement will be forwarded to you to
enable us fine-tune all gray areas and ensure a smooth take off.
Please, get back to me on this email address: nnekachuba05@hotmail.com
to enab le me forw ar d more infor ma tion to you all we need is to
ascertain
your credibility, resourcefulness and experience
I earnestly await your response.
Regards,
Chuba Nneka
Sales and Account consultant

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My Dear,

I am Mr.Mohamed Beckford Rami, the manager of PINE SECURITY COMPANY,It is my pleasure to write you this mail.I am writing you from london,as it may interest you to know,.I got your contact through your country business directory in the internet while searching for a foreign partner and contact.

A customer of this company Capt.James C.Edge,lost his life and family on the Tsunami Disaster which occured in Thailand,having a huge sum of money {US$12,000,000}deposited in our security vault for safe keeping,the entire company are unaware of the actual content in the box,as it was deposited as a family valuable treasure under Diplomatic coverage,of which the company have no access to the content except on instruction of the depositor or next of kin,but I as the manager of the company knows the actual content in the box but i have no personal access/power to claim it without the assistance of a foreign partner,who have to standas the next of kin to the deceased.

I am contacting you to stand as the next of kin to the deceased customer,while I as the manager is here as your insider/partner and will do every thing humanly posible to get it approved on your name and get the save box transfered to you in your country, while i shall resign from my company ,fly over to your country immediately to meet with you in person forsharing/investment purposes.

Therefore,on receipt of your positive response, we shall then discuss the sharing ratio and modalities for claim.I have all necessary information and legal documents needed to back you up for claim. All I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable
us see this transaction through.

I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

Please reply me with this email address for more confidentiality:( mrmohamedbeckfordr06@gmail.com )

Please get in touch with me.

Best Regards.
Mr.Mohamed Beckford Rami.

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FROM THE DESK OF MR.LU HONG LI.
OPERATION DEPARTMENT MANAGER.
DBS BANK ( HONG KONG )
PRIVATE EMAIL:mr.luhong@gmail.com

With due respect,

My name is Mr.lu hong li,manager operation department, DBS bank ( Hong
Kong ) Limited, I am contacting your regarding a deceased client and the
investment account he had under our management in our bank since 2004. I
am contacting you independently without my bank consent. No one is inform
ed of this communication and I would respectfully request that you keep
the contents of this mail confidential and protect the integrity of the
information you will receive as a result of our communication.

In October 11, 2004 , Mr. Hajo Hikmat an Iraqi businessman visited our
bank to engage in financial discussion s, He told us that he had a
financial portfolio of USD 31,000.000 and wish to operate account and
investment in any of our products. He was later directed to me as the
Chief Operating Officer; I encouraged him to consider our various products
and services on growth funds with prime ratings like structured Deposit,
such as bond and interest rate linked deposit or Short Term investment
Fund Account. (STIF) which has 6 months term with high interest Turnover.
Based on my advice, investments account (Short Term Investment Fund
Account. STIF) was open for him. Weeks later deposits were made and a
total of USD35, 442,281 was recorded in his account. After first maturity,
he requested a transfer of USD8, 000,000$ to France and USD5, 500,000$ to
Iraq . And the remaining amount was re-invested into the account for
another six months. Upon maturity, several notices were mailed to his
address and subsequent calls were made without responses. This was notice
in August, 2006. I decided i n making enquiry about his whereabouts. In
December 2006. I discovered that Mr. Hajo Hikmat was engaged in brokering
oil deals between European and Middle Eastern clients in return for
commissions. As a result of unfruitful deal, Mr.Hajo Hikmat and his wife
Julia were butchered in the attack carried out by four to five masked men
in Al-Doura. Since then no one has made enquiry about the deposit.

The last time he came visiting my office, he confided in me to make the
account private that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank been
the officer handling the financial account .Our private banking policy of
secrecy has make it difficult for enquiry to be made regarding the fund
easily by third party and claim cannot be made if adequate information
about the deposit is not passed to the management. At the moment, we have
clients who have similar situation without traceable relatives to make
claim. This might be reason why no one is aware of the deposited f und.
This kind of situation gives the government full right over such amount,
according to our government monetary controlling policy; I want you to
understand that if this fund remains dormant in our products for three
years without re-calls or reinvested and without tax remittance, the
government will order us to froze the account until such a time if the
fund is not claim. This fund will be transfer to the authorities as
government right. At this moment, the sum of USD17, 442,281$ is still in
the account haven been overturned 3 times. I have considers this as
abnormal situation considering the duration. I decide to contact you,
knowing fully well that this issue have not been reported to my bank.

My proposal; I am ready to make a transfer to you by arranging a letter of
transfer of 7 Millions which will be assumed to have been sent by him as
he occasionally sent request for transfer before, documents relating to
previous transfer aboard can be altered to s uit the transfer. As the
operation officer I will order such transfer without putting you into any
situation whatsoever.

I am not a criminal and what I do, I do not find against good conscience,
this may be hard for you to understand, but the dynamics of my industry
dictates that I make this move. Such opportunities only come once in a
lifetime. I cannot let this chance pass me by, for once I find myself in
total control of my destiny. These chances won’t pass me by. I ask that
you do not destroy my chance, if you will not work with me let me know and
let me move on with my life but do not destroy me. I am a family man and
this is an opportunity to provide them with new opportunities. There is a
reward for this project and it is a task well worth undertaking.

I have evaluated the risks and the only risk I have here is from you
refusing to work with me and alerting my bank. I am the only one who knows
of this situation, good fortune has ble ssed you with a luck that has
planted you into the centre of relevance in my life. Let’s share the
blessing. If you find yourself able to work with me, contact me through
this email account. If you give me positive signals, I will initiate this
process towards a conclusion. I wish to inform you that should you contact
me via official channels; I will deny knowing you and about this project.
I repeat, I do not want you contacting me through my official phone lines
nor do I want you contacting me through my official email account. You are
to Contact me only through this private email address
llmrluhong@gmail.com, and a fax number I will provide for you as we
proceed.I do not want any direct link between you and myself.My official
lines are not secured lines as they are periodically monitored to assess
our level of customer care in line with our Total Quality Management
Policy.Please observe this instruction relgiously

Please again, note I am a family man; I have a wife and children. I send
you this mail not without a measure of fear as to what the consequences,
but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that
success and riches never come easy or on a platter of gold. This is the
one truth I have learned from my private banking clients. Do not betray my
confidence.

Further details how this can be carried will be made know to you. I will
inform you of the next step to take, depending on your interest. If my
instruction is seriously followed, within the next 2 weeks or less, we
will be 40/60 % rich.

I am urgently waiting for your response.

Thanks for your corporation.
Yours Sincerely,
Mr.lu hong li.

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From: Abu Khalf.

Abidjan, Cote d’Ivoire,

Copy to my alternative address: khalf_abou@yahoo.fr

My dear,

In a brief introduction, my name is Abu Khalf, the only son to Late Major Issa Khalf, who was the managing director of Issamoore Inc, in Bourke - Cote d’Ivoire before rebels fighting the present government of Republic of Cote d’Ivoire confiscated every belongings of individuals in the Town.

My intention of contacting you now is to help in standing as my late father’s business partner who will apply for the release of a trunk box that he deposited with a security company head

office here in Cote d’Ivoire before his sudden death on the 28th of December 2005. My dear, before death of my father, he instructed the security company to ship the trunk box to their office in Europe for security purposes because of the political crises in my country by then.

One secret I want to disclose to you is that, this trunk box is containing 25.5 million American dollars but my father did not disclose it to the security company on the day of deposit. This company charged him (my father) for un-inspection of his consignment, which he paid. Now, only God, you and I that knows about the real contains of this trunk box, none of the company workers knows about the money, since my father registered the deposit of his trunk box as Family Valuables.

Dear, I want you to make me a promise that you will not betray my trust in you because immediately this trunk box is out from the security company to your hand, everything concerning the investment of the money will be under your control, while I will be facing my education because my father used to advice me that education is very important in life.

Can you be trusted in this transaction? Are you capable of handling this huge amount of money into a lucrative investment line without any mistake? Can you welcome an orphan like me who have come for your help? Without wasting time, I will like you to understand that I have make up my mind to give you 18% of this money, 2% to cover any expenses that may arise in this transaction since I am ignorance of this kind of transaction and the security company operational manager here in their head office said that, they can not release my late father’s deposit just like that without proper legal documentation that will back up the claims by my father’s associate hence he (my father) is dead, 20% for my re-settlement in your country, while the balance of 60% will stand for our joint business investment that will be in your control.

I will be waiting for your quick reply after carefully going through my proposal for my confirmation of your answer to my request.

Best regards,

Mr Abu Khalf.

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Dear Sir,
I am Billy Bangura a political refugee in Accra Ghana the son of the former MINISTER OF FINANCE of SIERRA LEONE, MR THAIMU BANGURA a gold dealer.Shortly after his death, I escaped to Ghana-West Africa region for safety.He left some document with me indicating consignment deposit made with a security company here in Ghana before his death, containing US $50M USD.The box was deposited for safe-keeping and your assistance is required because our status as political refugee does not permit us to handle large sum of money here, and you will also be excepted to provide us with information on investment opportunities in your country.
I will introduce you to an attorney as my father’s foreign partner who will assist you with legal proceedings.Since your particulars will appear on vital document as the owner of the fund this transaction will attract 30% for the assist you are rendering.Reply email to: bbang378@latinmail.com
Billy Bangura.

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From:Miss Rita Paul.

Dear one in christ,

I am the above mentioned person from Ivory Coast.A daughter to late Mr Paul Dibel, who before his death on sptenber 19th 2006. He was a hard working cocoa farmer, for 35 years and a born-again christians when he was alive the only child of the family of mr and mrs Paul Dibel.

After the death of my father,his relatives advised me to stop getting further education which i refused and for that reason they created enmity between me and the whole of the family because of my father wealth.

When my father was alive he deposited the sum of ($12.5million dollars) with a security company here in Ivory Coast, during the political crisis the security company now liffited the consignment to their affilated security company in Europe and my names appears as the next of kin. But the family are trying to under rating me.

Please I need your help if it can possible then try to get back to me as soon as your receive this message.

Please,I hope you will grant and view this very request with favour and much understanding of my situation here and I will be a very honest and reliable person to deal without problem.

I wait for your urgent response as soon as you read this very request.

Thank’s remain blessed.

Best Regards,

Miss Rita Paul. ritapau1lz@yahoo.fr

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HSBC Bank ATM
RE: YOUR PAYMENT NOTIFICATION
From:Mr Jude Anderson
Remittance Manager HSBC Bank Plc.
Phone Number:+44-7024077025
Email: Jude.anderson60@gmail.com
Attention:Beneficiary

This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract file
presently on my desk, and I found out that you have not received your payment due
to your lack of co-operation and not fulfilling the obligations giving to you in
respect to your contract payment.

Secondly, you are hereby advised to stop dealing with some non-officials in the
bank as this is an illegal act and will have to stop if you so wish to receive
your payment immediately.After the board meeting held at our headquarters, we
have resolved in finding a solution to your problem, and as you may know, we
have arranged your payment through our SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER in Europe,
America,Africa and Asia Pacific, which is the instruction given by our Former Prime
Minister, Mr.Tony Blair of United Kingdom. And this instruction is ask to be
carried out by the new Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain Dr
James Gordon Brown MP.

This card center will send you an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw your
money on any ATM MACHINE in any part of the world, but the maximum is
($21,000.00) Thousand Dollars per transaction. So, if you like to receive
your fund this way

(1) Full Name as wanted on Card:
(2) Address where you want the payment center to send your ATM CARD.(NO P.O BOX) “:
(3) Phone And Fax Number:
(4) Date Of Birth:
(5)Occupation

SEND THE ABOVE INFORMATION TO : Jude.anderson60@gmail.com

We shall be expecting to receive your information you have stop any further
communication with anybody or office. On this regards, do not hesitate to contact
me for more details and direction, and also please do update me with any new
development.

Thanks for your co-operation.
Best Regards,
Jude Anderson
Remittance Manager HSBC Bank Plc.

Note: Because of impostors, we hereby issue you with a private code for
security, Your code shall be (CARD 905:2008) Make this code your reference number
when contacting us. Failure to do so might cause delay in getting
back to you.

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HELLO DEAR?

I AM VICTORIA FROM SIERRA LEONE 22 YRS OLD WITH TEARS AND SORROW I EXPLAIN
MY SELF IN A HUMBLE MANNER AFTER THE DIETH OF MY FATHER MR JOHN KEWRELL WHO
WAS BECAUSE OF THE PROBLEMS IN MY COUNTRY WHICH TAKE A LOT OF LIFES AND
TENDER MANY HOME HOMEMLESS BECAUSE LIFE IS MORE PRECCIOUS THAN GOLD NOTHING
WE USE TO REPARE IIFE IF IS LOST SO WE DICIDED TO RUN FROM MY COUNTRY WITH
MY MOTHER, TWO BROTHERS AND SISTERS ALL A SUDDEN MY TWO BROTHERS AND SISTER
WHERE KIILLD BY ROBBEALS AND MY MOTHER LATER DIED BECAUSE OF THE PAINS OF
HIS CHILDREN.AFTER THE DIETH OF MY MOTHER MY FATHERS UNCLE STARTED TO
PERSECUT ME ABOUT MY FATHERS PROPERTIES WHICH HE LATER SNATCHED FROM ME
UNDER TREATHING BY THE HELP OF A Rer FATHER I CAME TO DAKAR SENEGAL UNDER
REFUGEE,INFART THE MORE I EXPLAIN MY SELF AND SITUATION I SHADE TEARS WHEN
I REMEMBER PAST, I AM ONLY ONE REMAIN IN OUR FAMILY?NOW I AM IN A CRITICAL
SITUATION THINGS ARE VERY BAD WITH ME BUT I CANT JOIN PROSTUTITION,OVER MY
DIED BODY BECAUSE OF THE WAY I WAS BROUGHT UP BY MY LATE PARENT I AM PURING
ALL MY HEART TO YOU I HOPE THAT GOD WILL USE YOU TO SALVE ME.

NOW I DICIDED TO GET MARRIED BY MY AGE WHY I SURPOSE TO BE IN SCHOOL BY NOW
BUT THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO,INFACT YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE I AM LOOKING FOR
IN MY LIFE WHICH I KNOW THAT YOU WILL NOT DISAPOINT ME.I AM SEING HELL HERE
BUT THE ONLY THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY AT TIMES IS THAT MY FATHER LEFT THE
SOME OF 10.5 000.000 US DOLLARS IN A FORIGN BANK WHICH I AM THE ONLY PERSON
HE TOLD ABOUT IT BEFORE HIS DIETH AND EVERY THINGS IS WITH ME HERE ,THE NEXT
OF KIN AND THE DOCUMENT AND THE WHOLE CONTACT IS WITH ME BECAUSE MY FATHER
LOVES ME VERY MUCH THAT WAS THE REASON WHY HE GAVE ME THIS INFORMATION ABOUT
THE MONEY,NOW I HAVE CALLED THE COMPANY AND THEY TOLD ME THAT UNLESS I HAVE
SOME BODY WHO WILL REPRESENT ME WITH THE DOCUMENTS THAT IS REQIRED THAT THEY
ARE NOT GOING TO RELIASE THE MONEY,SO THIS IS WHY I AM LOOKING FOR YOU TO GO
FOR IT WHO IS MY BODY AND MY FLESH SO IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN ME FEAL FREE
TO CONTACT ME THROUGH THIS EMAIL (VICTORIA_4all@yahoo.com) FROM YOUR BOX
FOR EASIER COMMUNICATION . HOPING FOR YOUR REPLY SOONEST.

YOURSFAITHFULL VICTORIA

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CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
TINUBU SQUARE VICTORIA ISLAND
LAGOS NIGERIA

CONTRACT #: MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009,
Swift Code: C-BN/BPH KPPK,
A/C#: 329606=101244=169=678
FOREIGN REMITTANCE
CONTRACT #: MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009

Our Ref: CBN/IRD/CBX/021/04

REF OFFICE: OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR

IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT NOTIFICATION

We hereby this date 14th May 2008 confirmed an approval of a payment order in your name as a payment credit instruction from the Federal Ministry of Petroleum and natural resources to credit your account with your full contract funds from the Nigerian reserve account with our bank. The contract fund has been programmed for immediately release to your account but can not possibly credit this to the account you submitted last two years because of the standing problem which we guess you are aware with we have with
International Monetary Fund (IMF) so our method of payment to all contractors under this category will be through a Diplomatic Courier Service direct to your address by our signed USA diplomat.

Be informed that every arrangement regarding your cash payment through diplomatic services has been made, as the diplomat assigned to deliver this consignment to your address as 100% immunity as all you need to do is to wait for him to deliver this cargo to your residence for you to cross check and sign out the cargo. You are 100% free to inspect the cargo after opening it before confirming the receipt from the diplomat for security reasons. Be rest assured that it will be the sole responsibilities of the diplomat to deliver this cargo to your address without delay.

All you need to do as earlier briefed you through the telex we sent you is to assist the diplomat secure the YELLOW TAG PAPERS, so that the customs and immigration will not a hindrance to his services of delivering this cargo to your address when arrived at the airport nearest to your residence. Once the Yellow Tag Papers are ready, we will notify you on when to wait to receive him within this week to your residence. All other contract papers will be enclosed in the cargo for proper clearance through the security operatives.
We are so sorry for the inconveniences this delays might have caused you. Kindly reconfirm to us details of the information for delivering this safely to your address.

Your Full Name:
Your full Address:
Country:
Cell Phone Number:
Name of Nearest Int’l airport to your residence :
Scanned copy of either your passport / Driving license

On arrival the diplomatic communicate you via your cell phone to notify you on what time to deliver the cargo to your residence after proper clearance through the customs and immigrations and all other security operatives. Your passport will be registered within our security net work so that when you meet with the diplomat he will demand for the original copy of your identification material to confirm with what has been registered in your name. Mind you we displaced the one you submitted two years back.

Once more we appreciate your time and endurance during this time of trials. All other transit details will be sent to you once the manifest tag is registered in your name for the cargo.

Yours in service,
Executive Governor
Professor Charles Soludo
+234 8073337258
Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).

Important Note.
Submit your data’s through this security email profcharlesoludo1@yahoo.com so that your reference codes will be signed to you to enable you submit application to the bank official email address for safety of your contract fund.

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Dear Sir My private email is anthony_olisa2002@yahoo.fr
I am Mr. Anthony Olisa, 59 years old, the present director of Federal Ministry of Finance in Nigeria. I have worked in the ministry for close to 35 years, I will retire by 10th July 2008 to start my own business. I sincerely need your very kind assistance to claim and receive fund worth Twenty eight million, three hundred thousand us dollar (US$28.300, 000)
Source: The sum arose from over-inflated contract awarded by Nigeria’s Ministry to a foreign firm. I have fashioned out a foolproof plan to successfully transfer the funds to an account belonging to a foreigner who will act as the beneficiary of the fund. I want to front you as the beneficiary of the fund and 15% will be your compensation for this assistance.
This business is risk free, safe and confidential; my colleagues have trusted me in getting a foreign partner for the transfer of the fund. I intend to invest my own share in any profitable business in your coun try so that after my retirement, I will not suffer. If my proposal is acceptable to you, please reply as soon as possible Please Reply me through my private email address anthony_olisa2002@yahoo.fr
I await your rapid response.
Best Regards,
Mr. Anthony Olisa.
Please reply me at my private email is anthony_olisa2002@yahoo.fr

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Good day
Permit me to request your assistance and also to trust in you revealing this confidential and 100% risk free business deal,i am Mr.Alex Kwame a geologist in the Ghanaian research institute for solid minerals.

Please click (http://www.hariri.info)to read about the man in question’ Mr.Rafik Bahaa Edine Hariri,who was in Ghana on a business trip in 2001 during his visit, he acquired a course for mining, which already has been confiscated by the Ghanaian Government,.Mr.Rafi Bahia also deposited 245 kg of raw Gold valued at almost 12.6 million u s d in a security company for safe keeping here in Accra which will be confiscated by July this year if no claims are made.

I am contacting you sole because the deposited was made in place for release after death of the depositor only to a foreigner,your assistance is needed to lobby in as the foreign beneficiary to the late Rafik Bahaa Edine Hariri deposit in the company.we will share in percentage according to what we both spend for,calls,fax and any other expense made by you and i for the release of the Gold,i have with me the original copy of the deposit certificate and every other legal information to back your claim up,but first will want you to give me your direct number and current location before i give them to you

Have a pleasant day and God bless
Alex Kwame. alex2lawson@yahoo.co.uk akwamex@gmail.com

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1050 Sherbrooke Street West
Montreal, H3A 2R6 CA Ottawa.
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Good day,
I am Rose from Canada, the manager of Omni canadian
hotel, pls i want to inform you about the vacancies in our hotels,
The management needs able men and women, married or not,
whom will work and live in canada.
The hotel will pay for his/her flight ticket
and assist him/her to process the visa in his/her country, if you are interested
contact us via this E-mail : hotelscanadians005@yahoo.ca
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CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA

TINUBU SQUARE LAGOS NIGERIA

CONTRACT NO: NNPC/FGN/48-RDPT94

TELEX: CENBANK.

PAYMENT FILE: CBN/BEN/07.

Date; 17th May 2008

Attn: BENEFICIARY

Definitely, I know that this letter will be a surprising one to you.

Firstly, I will like to introduce myself formally as Prof. Charles Soludo, The Executive Governor of The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN). You are been officially contacted by me today because your Funds were Re-deposited into the “Federal Suspense Account” of CBN last week, because you did not forward your Claim as the Right beneficiary as it is well known to all. The Central Bank of Nigeria is the mother Bank of all commercial Banks here in Nigeria. Really these men were unexpected by me because their visit was impromptu. I had to ask them why they came to see me in person and they said that they were here to collect your fund totaling to US$10.5 MILLION, which rightfully belongs to you.

Due to the circumstance at hand, I asked them who authorized them to come down to Nigeria for the Collection of this Payment and they told me that you asked them to come and collect this Funds on your Behalf. They actually tendered some Vital Documents which proved that you actually sent them for the Collection of these Funds.

Honestly, it really baffles me that you took such decision without my consent. Here is the Document which they tendered to this Bank today:

1. LETTER OF ADMINISTRATION.

2. HIGH COURT INJUNCTION.

3. ORDER TO RELEASE.

Actually, these Documents which they tendered to this Noble Bank is a clear Proof that you sent them to Collect this Funds for you. Finally, I told them to come back tomorrow morning and they promised to come back. As the Governor of this Noble Bank, I was supposed to Release this Funds to them but I refused to do so because I wanted to hear from you first. Due to the Nature of my job, I will not want to make any mistake in Releasing this Funds to anyone except you whom is the Recognized Bonafide Beneficiary to this Funds.

Kindly clearify us on this issue before we make this Payment to these foreigners whom came on your behalf.

OFFICIALLY SIGNED.

PROF. CHARLES SOLUDO.

GOVERNOR, CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA proffesorcharless@hotmail.com www-data@kr2.kronos.hu

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Dear Sir/Madam,
Goodday to You and Compliment Of the Season. My name Is Mrs Diana Lee and I am the Company’s Secretary Of Chevron Texaco Oil and Gas Company In Singapore (ASIA DISTRICT).

Please, If this Email Address Is For You, I wish to Congratulate You and Inform You that Your Urgent Attention Is Needed at Our Branch Office In the United Kingdom as We Have Good News For You. I Advise You Contact The Officer Incharge Within the Next 24hrs to Get the News Of this Life Transforming Offer Coming to You From this Great Company.

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My Dear,
It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I and my Sons George and Henry intend to establish in your country.Though I have not met with you before but I believe one has to risk confiding in succeed sometimes in life.
I can confide on you for the brighter future of my children since you are a human being like me. There is this huge amount of Eight Million united states dollars. ($8.000.000.00) $8 million which my late Husband kept for us in a Security Company here in Abidjan Cote D’ivoire before he was assasinated by unknown persons.Now I and my Sons George and Henry have decided to invest these money in your country or anywhere safe enough for security and political reasons.

We want you to help us claim and retrieve these fund from the Security company and transfer it into your personal account in your country for investment purposes on these areas:
1). Telecommunication
2). the transport industry
3). Five star hotel
4). Real Estate

If you can be of an assistance to us we will be pleased to offer to you 20 % of the total fund.

I await your soonest response.

Respectfully yours
Mrs Loveline Konate. lovelinekonate07@yahoo.co.jp

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FROM THE DESK OF MR FREDRICK ISSA
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING MANAGER
BANQUE ATLANTIQUE-OUAGADOUGOU
BURKINA FASO.

Trust/Confidential proposal
Dear Friend,

Please this is important and very urgent i have an urgent transaction of $20.6 million usd to transfer to your nominated account, I am mr fredrick issa, i am an Auditor, with Accounting Department,BANQUE ATLANTIQUE here in OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO.
Aftergoing through some old files in the records, I discovered that if I do not remit this money out urgently it will be forfeited for nothing. The owner of this account unfortunately died in the plane crash of Union Transport Africains Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin republic on the december 25,2003. You will read more stories about the crash on visiting this website www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/12/26/benin.crash/

No other person knows about this account or any thing concerning it,the account has no other beneficiary and my investigation proved to me as well that his company does not know anything about this account and the amount involved is (USD 20.6 MILLION) Twenty million Six Hunderd Thousend United States Dollars.

I want to transfer the USD 20.6 MILLION) Twenty million Six Hunderd Thousend United States Dollars into a safe foreigners account abroad , but I don’t know any foreigner, I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money can not be approved to a local bank here, but can only be approved to any foreign account because the money is in US dollars and the former owner of the account is a foreigner too.

I know that this message will come to you as a surprise as we don’t know our selves before,but be rest assure that this is life time business for both of us even for our generation to come .With believe in God that you will never let me down in this business. You are the only person that I have contacted in this business, so please reply urgently so that I will inform you the next step to take urgently, Send also your private telephone and fax number I want us to meet face to face or sign a binding agreement to bind us together so that you can receive this money into a foreign account or any account of your choice where the fund will be safe. I will fly to your country for withdrawal and sharing and other investments I am contacting you because of the need to involve a foreigner with foreign account and foreign beneficiary.

I need your full co-operation to make this work fine because the management is ready to approve this payment to any foreigner who has correct information about this account, which I will feed you with, if you are able and with capability to handle such amount in strict confidence and trust according to my instructions and advice for our mutual benefit because this opportunity will never come again in my life.

I need truthful person in this business because I don’t want to make mistake I need your strong assurance and trust. With my position now in the office I can transfer this money to any foreign reliable account, which you can provide with assurance that this money will be intact pending my physical arrival in your country for sharing.

And i want to remaind you that your share has been carculated at 35% of the total sum. I’am waiting for your urgent reply so that i will give you more information about this deal.

With regards,

MR FREDRICK ISSA fredrick_issa01@hotmail.fr fredrick_issa0005@earthlink.net

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Dear Friend,

As you read this, I don`t want you to feel sorry for me, because, I

believe everyone will die someday,and am contacting you because i

really

do need your help,and i want you to help me with all your effort and

time for just seven to fourteen workings days of your time.I want you

to

be honest and truth full with me that you will help me with my last

wish

as a dying man.

My name is Saeed Ahmed a merchant in Dubai, in the U.A.E.I have been

diagnosed with Esophageal cancer.It has defiled all forms of medical

treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to

live,according to

medical experts.

I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared

for anyone(not even myself)but my business. Though I am very rich, I

was never generous,I was always hostile to people and only focused on

my

business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all

this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have

or make all the money in the world.

I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I

would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that

God

has called me, I have willed and given most of my property and assets

to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few close

friends.

I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I have decided

to give also to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the

last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to

some

charity organizations in the U.A.E, Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my

health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore.

I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and

distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in

Bulgaria

and Pakistan,they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I

do

not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I

have left for them.

The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of

Eighteen Million Dollars $18,000,000,00 in side two boxes that I have

with a Finance/Security Company Abroad. I will want you to Act as my

Beneficiary who will help me contact the security finance company on

my

behalf to discuss the terms and condition of getting this deposit out

from their custody and also helping me to dispatch it to the charity

organizations

Reply to this email with your full names,contact address,tel number and

fax to enable me ask my doctors lawyer to arrange for you a power of

attorney that will give you full legal backing as my beneficiary

Kindly get back to me with trust and sincerity that you will help me on

this regards.

Here is my personal mail box: saeedahmed01@y7mail.com

I have set aside 30% for you and for your time.

God be with you.

Saeed Ahmed

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Attention:

It is my pleasure to write you in respect of our organization. We are experts in
sales of raw materials and exporters to some productive countries like
Canada/America and United Kingdom.

We are searching for representatives who can help us establish a medium of
getting across to our customers in United Kingdom/Canada and America as well as
making payments through you to us. As our payment receiving agent to us, it is
upon this that we seek your assistance to stand as our representative in your
country, Payment from our America/ Canada and United Kingdom customers to us
are very slow, and that is why we need your assistant as a representative so
that you will contact our customers on our behalf, and collect their payments
for the company. Note that in any amount you clear for the company, you will be
entitle to 10% in each payment you clear for the company as a compensation for
your time and effort.

Subject to your satisfaction you will be given the opportunity to negotiate your
mode of which we will pay for your services as our representative in your
country. Note that the company will be responsible for all expense. If you are
interested in carrying out this transaction with us, you are to send your
complete details as a safe measure to know exactly who we are dealing with and
we assure you of a good time working with us.

FULL NAME………..
RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS………….
AGE……
STATUS………..
COUNTRY……………
TEL/FAX NUMBERS………..
COMPANY NAME………….
OCCUPATION……………

After we have received the above details from you, we shall get back to you
immediately for further information.

If you are interested in transacting this business with us, we look forward to
hear from you and please make sure you send your complete details as required
to:

Mr. Richard Johnson,
Secretary General.
Email: secretarygeneral2007@yahoo.com.hk

Thanks,

Mrs. Kim Chow Lee,
CEO.
Metallurgical Import & Export Company.

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My name is Mr Tai Wong , I work in one of the banks in hongkong and i
have a business proposal of (Thirty-Eight million Five Hundred and Ninety One
Thousand Five Hundred and Ninety Five United State Dollars only).
This is a legitimate transaction with no risk involved, if we
work accordingly to our agreed plan we will be successful and i will also need
your assistance in executing my investment plan over there in your country.

Finally if you are interested ,kindly contact me via email (taiwong2220@yahoo.com.hk)
for more update about this transaction.

Email:taiwong2220@yahoo.com.hk

Best Regard’s

Tai Wong

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From: Mr. Spiff Barigo
Email: spiffb0101@myway.com

My name is Mr. Spiff Barigo I am the regional manager of Ecobank PLC Ghana Takoradi branch in Ghana. I write you this proposal in good faith.

I have packaged a transaction that will be of mutual benefit to us. As the branch manager of the bank, it is my duty to send a financial report to my head office in the capital city, Accra, at the end of each financial year.

Following the release of the second quarter financial report, ending June 2007, I discovered that my branch made Four Million, Seven Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States Dollars ($4,750,000.00); from the transactions accruing to the account of the Inland Revenue Service (IRS). The renowned auditors from my head office did not detect this.

I have moved the funds into what the bank call Escrow Call Account with no beneficiary. Meanwhile as you know I cannot be directly connected to this money for obvious reasons. So my contacting you is to assist me receive the funds in your bank account in your country; which I know is possible if you liaise properly with me and get 40% of the total funds as your benefit.

The transfer would be made via swift and it will be a Bank-to-Bank wired transfer. All I need from you is to stand claim as the original depositor of this fund. I will compute your particulars as the person who made the deposit in my branch, so that my head office will immediately order the transfer to your designated bank Account. Mail me through the above information if you think we can work together. Please indicate your willingness to proceed in this project and send me your full name and address, telephone/fax numbers to facilitate communication

Thanks for your understanding and co-operation.

Regards,

Mr. Spiff Barigo

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FROM THE DESK OF MR SULEMAN B3ll0.
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING MANAGER.
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK.(ADB)
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO
WEST AFRICA.

RE-REMITTANCE OF $15 MILLION USD

Dear Friend,

I am Mr.Suleman B3ll0,from Burkina Faso in west Africa.I got your e-mail contacts from computerised datas after my extensive search via the website for a God-fearing and trust-worthy person to bestow this transaction which is the only hope of our survival into his or her hands.When i got your address,I prayed and meditated fervently over it and i commited it into the hands of God that you should be the rightful person to help us out before I made up my decision to contact you.

I am The Manager of Auditing Department of Our Bank ,Ouagadougou Burkina Faso.In my department we discovered an abandoned usd$15M( fifteen Million United States Dollars). In an account that belongs to this our foreign customer who died along with his wife and and children in the plane crash.Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as the next of kin or relation to the deceased, as indicated in our banking guidelines but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him in the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.It is therefore upon this discovery that I decided to make this business proposals to you and release the money to you as next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it because I don’t want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed Bill.

The banking law and guidelines here stipulates that if such money remains unclaimed after five years, the money will be transferred into the bank treasury as unclaimed fund.The request of foreigner in this transaction is necessary because our late customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner,I agree that 30% of this money will be for you as foreigner partner in respect to the provision of a foreign account.10% will be set aside for expenses incurred during the business and 60% would be for me , after which I shall visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated.Therefore to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as I have arranged,you will furnished me with a good receiving account details where the money will be transfered,

(a) Full name, country, address and photo (passport/driving license)
(b) Your private telephone and fax numbers —for confidentiality and easy communication.

Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or e-mail a text of the application which you shall retype and fax to our foreign remittance manager,for easy execution of the transaction.

I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is 100% hitch-free on both side. As all required arrangement have been made for the transfer and more so all the documents backing this claim will be supplied to you after you might have applied.Please I would like you you keep this transaction confidential and as a top secret as you may wish to know that I am a senior Bank official.

Trusting to hear from you immediately.

Yours Sincerely,
MR.SULEMAN B3ll0. suleman_bello7@myway.com aa06@earthlink.net

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DOUGLAS & ASSOCIATES,
4 Albert
London SE1 7SR,
United Kingdom.

ATTENTION MY GOOD FRIEND,

I am Barrister Morris Douglas. I have a client who bears the same name with you, a foreigner who worked with Mekon Associates Company in London. On the 2nd of August 2003 my client, his wife and their three children were involved in a car accident along Manchester Express Road, All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives.Since then I have made several inquiries to your Embassy to locate any of my client’s extended relatives, all attempt to locate
them were unsuccessful.

After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his relatives over the internet to locate any member of his family, but of no avail hence I contacted you, I have contacted you to assist me in repatriating the money left behind by my client before they go confiscated or declared unserviced able by the Finance House where these huge deposits were lodged.

Particularly, the Finance House where the deceased had an account valued at about US$20M has issued me a notice to provide the next-of-kin to my late client, failure for me to comply the Bank threatened to get the account confiscated within the next ten official working days. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over nine(9) months now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased so that the proceeds of this account valued at US$20M can be paid to you and then you and I can share the money 50% to me and 50% to you.

I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make, all I require is your honest co-operation to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee that this deal will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law immediately you acknowledge the good receipt of this message.

Anticipating your prompt response.

Yours Sincerely,
BAR. MORRIS DOUGLAS(ESQ). morrisdouglas20@yahoo.com morrisdouglas20@yahoo.com

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Good day dear,

I am Mary Komana a female Benin Republic of 22years of age. I am the first daughter of my parent with my 11 years old brother as the only children of my father and mother. However, I wish to inform you that my father was the commander of the ancient Ashanti Kingdom in Benin Republic and there was a controversial scandal going on into the Gold Sector of the Government whereby the government requested he should over influence a contract to the sum of US$300,000,000.00 Million to their personal benefits as top officials of the government.

To the refusal of my father to this proposal, they have to kill him to have their way for their own selfish interest. But before the death of my father, he told me that he deposited the sum of US$18,500,000.00 with a security company in two metallic boxes as consignments but registered them as precious items and personal effects.

He told me that incase if anything happens to him that, I should make sure I find a foreign partner that will help us move the consignments out from the security company and invest the funds. He also warned us not to associate withany of his friends down here or members of the family for our own safety. I want you to know that he gave me the Certificate of Deposit of the funds, Consignment Control Label Number and Transfer Freight Manifest and I will supply you with these documents once you agree to help us and have only 30% of the total funds after your efforts.

Hoping to hear from you so that I will inform you what to do next.

Yours truly,
Mary Komana. maryk2003@gazeta.pl

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FROM:VIVIAN NNA,

DEAREST I’M SORRY TO COME TO YOU IN THIS WAY , I VIVIAN NNA, THE ONLY CHILD AND DAUGHTER OF LATE MR. HERMANN NNA .MY FATHER WAS A VERY WEALTHY COCOA MERCHANT BASED IN ABIDJAN, THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF IVORY COAST BEFORE HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES ON ONE OF THEIR OUTING TO DISCUSS ON A BUSINESS.

WHEN MY MOTHER DIED ON THE 15TH DECEMBER 2000, MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL BECAUSE I WAS MOTHERLESS. BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON 25TH JUNE 2003 IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL HERE IN ABIDJAN. HE SECRETLY CALLED ME ON HIS BEDSIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE HAS A SUM OF US$5.500,000 (FIVE,MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND, UNITED STATES DOLLARS) WAS DEPOSITED AT THE SUSPENCE ACCOUNT IN A LOCAL BANK HERE IN ABIDJAN, THAT HE USED MY NAME AS HIS ONLY DAUGHTER AND THE

PERSON THAT WILL INHERIT THE DEPOSITED FUND . HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS WEALTH THAT HE WAS POISONED BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES. THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER IN A COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILL TRANSFER THIS MONEY AND USE IT FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE, (SUCH AS REAL ESTATE MANAGEMENT).. NOW, I AM HONOURABLY SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS. ( 1)TO PROVIDE A BANK ACCOUNT WHERE THIS MONEY WOULD BE TRANSFERRED TO ( 2)TO SERVE AS THE

GUARDIAN OF THIS FUND SINCE I AM A GIRL OF 23 YEARS 3)TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME TO COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY AFTER THE MONEY HAS BEEN TRANSFERRED. MOREOVER, I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 30% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORT/INPUT AFTER THE SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOUR NORMINATED ACCOUNT OVERSEAS. FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN INDICATE YOUR OPTION TOWARDS ASSISTING ME AS I BELIEVE THAT THIS TRANSACTION WOULD BE CONCLUDED WITHIN SEVEN (7) DAYS YOU SIGNIFY INTEREST TO ASSIST ME. ANTICIPATING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON ON MY PRIVET MAIL BOX, nnaviv@yahoo.co.in

THANKS AND GOD BLESS .
VIVIAN NNA.
FROM:VIVIAN NNA,

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FROM THE DESK OF:MR Sorgho ALI
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (ADB)
BILL AND EXCHANGE DEPARTMENT,
OFFSHORE OFFICE,
OUAGADOUGOU,BURKINA-FASO
Dear,
I am the Bill and Exchange(assistant) Manager of the Africa development Bank,Mr Sorgho ALI In my department I discovered an abandoned sum of USD$11.300.000 (ELEVEN MILLION THREE HUNDERS U.S.A DOLLARS). In an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his wife and two children inJuly 2000 in a plane crash. Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased, as indicated in our banking guidelines but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relationdied alongside with him in the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.

It is therefore upon this discovery that I in my department now decided to make this business proposals to you and release the money to you asnext of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursementsince nobody is coming for it and we don’t want this money to go into the bank
treasury as unclaimed fund. The banking law and guidelines here stipulates that if such money remains unclaimed after Ten years, the money will be transferred into the bank treasury as unclaimed fund.

The request of foreigner in this transaction is necessary because our late customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a
foreigner. We agree that 27% of this money will be for you as foreigner partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account,3% will be set aside for expenses incurred during the business and 70% would befor me and my colleague, after which we shall visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated. Therefore to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as arranged, you must apply first to the bank, and send your account number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location where the money will be remitted.
Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or e-mail the text of the application which you shall retype and fax to our foreign remittance maneger,for easy execution of the transaction.

I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is 100% hitch-free on both side. As all required arrangement have been made for the
transfer. You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter.Trusting to receive your urgent reply through my alternative Email :
sorgho.ali300@yahoo.fr
Best regards.
Sorgho ALI.

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Tout d’abord je tiens à m’excuser pour l’intrusion que je fais dans votre vie. Mon nom est Wivine N’Landu NGUZ, je suis une citoyenne Congolaise d’origine Zaïroise et je suis heritiére de feu Jean de Dieu NGUZ, ancien ministre des Affaires étrangères, Ambassadeur à Washington, Membre du Comité du MPR sous MOBUTU et de l’ex ZAIRE décédé suite d’une longue maladie le 27 juillet 2003 .

La raison concrète de mon contact avec vous, c’est que je suis en quête d’une personne de bonne foie qui m’aidera à un certain niveau. Mon père avant de mourir a laissé une forte somme d’argent de ($4,500000) quatre millions cing cent milles de dollard USA, qui se trouve dans une compagnie de securité en Cote D’Ivoire.

J’aimerais que vous m’aidez à transferer ma mallette qui se trouve au sein de cette compagnie vers vous,je veux dire dans votre pays.Et dès que j’aurai confirmation que la malle est entre vos mains,vous et moi ensemble allions envisager comment je pourrai vous rejondre le plus vite que possible.

j’ai seulement 24 ans.Vous aurrez bien sur une commission si vous m’aider à recuperer ces biens.Alors, je suis dans l’attente de vous lire tres vite afin de pouvoir vous founir les plus amples informations en long et en large sur cette operation.
Veuillez bien agreer monsieur l’expression de notre futur collaboration.
J’attends de recevoir des nouvelles de vous, à votre convinience le plus rapide Svp contactez moi à cette boite.

Sincerement.

Mlle Wivine N’Landu NGUZ wnnrman@yahoo.ca matte_odupute@yahoo.com

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I am, JOANNA SULLIVAN from a finance/Security Company, Madrid Branch.I got your contact while searching for a reliable someone to contact for this transaction.

An America Oil consultant/ contractor with the Saudi Araba National Petroleum Corporation, Mr.Ronald Lake made a numbered time (fixed) deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at US$30,500,000.00 (Thirty Million, Five Hundred Thousand Dollars)in my branch.

Upon maturity I sent a rountine notification to his forwarded address but got no reply.After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers, the Saudi Araba National Petroleum Corporation that Mr.Ronald Lake, of Corte Madera, California unfortunately lost his life in the plane crash of Alaska Airlines Flight 261 which crashed on January 31th 2000, including his wife Joyce Lake http://www.cnn.com/2000/US/02/01/alaska.airlines.list/

Therefore, on further investigation, I found out that he died without making a WILL, and attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless. I therefore

made further investigation and discovered that Mr.Ronald Lake did not declare any next of kin or relations in all his official documents, including his deposit paperwork in my finance/Security Company. This sum of US$30,500,000.00 is still in my Security Company and the interest is being rolled over with the pricipal sum at the end of each year. No one has ever come forward to claim it.

According to Spanish law, at the expiration of(seven) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the spanish Government if nobody applies to claim the fund.

Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the “next of kin” to Mr.Ronald Lake. Please on your acceptance to work out this transaction,do provide me with your full name and address tell/fax so that I will prepare the necessary documents which will put you in place as the next of kin and the money will be transfered to any bank account in any part of the world which you will provide as the beneficiary/next of kin.

There is no risk at all, the paperwork for this transaction will be done and my position guarantees the successful execution of this transaction.

If you are interested and know that you will not sit on this money after its successful transfer to you, please reply immediately via my private fax 00 34 911 011 418, upon your response,I shall provide you with more details on what to do.

Please observe utmost confidentiality and be rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us.

Awaiting your urgent reply.

Thanks and regards,

JOANNA SULLIVAN joanna7@hotmail.es